Pokémon: Undefeatable [A Pokémon Story]

Lillie the Tsundere

Ah, welcome back, you worthless nobody's! I see that you are here once again to try to find some meaning in life by living through our little fuckboy, Ash Ketchum? If I got that right, I assume you are a Redditor! Ah ha! I am psychic, you idiots. Also, enjoy the chaos to ensue. Now onto our regularly scheduled chapter:

OH ASH KETCHUM!

"Yes master, God of our lives?" Ash replied immedeately, freaking out the general public of Santalune City. Good....good. Make him suffer, you human meatbricks!

Ah, good to here from you my servant. How is the harem coming along?

"Not well, you see, I don't know if they like me or no-"

Yep, time to cut him off.

THEY ALL FUCKING LIKE YOU YOU USELESS MORTAL TRASH! DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING KILL YOU?!

"No! Master! Please!"

Too late now Ash. You must watch.

"NOOO" he screamed for the last time in terror.

Snap

Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm unbeatable

Walking down this endless highway
With nothing but my friends beside me
We'll never give in, we'll never rest
Advanced Battle is the ultimate test

From the earth, the land
The sea and sky
They can never win, but they sure can try

Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm unbeatable
Pokémon
(Advanced Battle!)

Oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm undefeatable
From the stars and the recent past
They come to play, but they'll never last

Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm unbeatable
Pokémon
(Advanced Battle!)

Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm undefeatable

Oh oh oh
(Advanced Battle!)
I'm unbeatable
Pokémon

Time for me to speak normally, not telepathically.

"Welcome to the hall of the Watcher" I told him.

"Oh, so what do you do here Master?"

Oh for fucks sake!

"What does it sound like I fucking do Ash? It is the hall of The Fucking Watcher. I. FUCKING. WATCH." Yeah, this idiot deserves to watch as I go in his place.

"That makes sense, but what am I doing?" Ash asked questioningly.

"You are now watching with horror as I go down in my own form and take over this fucking harem of yours. By the way, if you want a replica of anyone to toy around with, clap three times." I told him. Little does he know that it will literally be cardboard cutouts of them... Yes, I am evil aren't I? Yes I am. *I'm doing such a good job*.

Now it is time for me to go down there.

Snap

"Who the fuck are you?!" Lillie and Bonnie immedeately asked when I appeared in Ash's place.

"Who am I?! I am your god you fools! You will love me!" At that I snapped my fingers and their attitudes instantly changed.

"Oh I am sorry god, but it is not like I like you or anything...Baka!" Lillie said with a good anime girl impression when she puffed out one cheek in 'anger'.

"I remember too, god! What should I do for you?" Bonnie suddenly said while going to rub her chest on my arm.

NOPE! SNAP

"WA-wah?!" Bonnie exclaimed as she suddenly became taller and more well built.

"Ah. So you see... In the great mines of Lucifer himself, I found this mythical pebble that, with the snap of my fingers, instantly becomes a legal age so I am not arrested for pedophilia!" I exclaimed. Yes, I shall make everyone legal, you internet bastards who think that shit is okay!

"That's so cool! I wish my brother was that cool, senpai!" Bonnie spoke enthusiastically since she was happy with herself once more. "How many times will you use the pebble?"

"As many times as needed to complete my harem, Bonniebee." Yes, that is a play on bullelbee (or however you spell that fucking name).

"So why didn't Lillie change? She was in range!" I think bonnie just called her flat, but damn, was that a smooth roast!

"Why you little-"

Time to go before Lillie punches any faces again! Also, fuck you Ash! I own the story now!

To be continued

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