Pokémon: Undefeatable [A Pokémon Story]

Literally just going to a fucking plane.

Our heroes, knowing that their poor Pokémon's wings would fall off flying them places, decided to go buy some airline tickets and went to the local jqlzicyoahafejcichlakfupfvoislqbebourg airport. Yes, that is a "real" airport.

"ASH! HOW ARE YOU GETTING ME ON THERE WHEN I CAN'T FUCKING MOVE?!"

Ah fuck, I knew I forgot something...

"For fucks sake author, keep SOME SCHEDULE"

Hey! Its not my fault I was trying to get a girlfriend in COVID; useless character #12.

"The fuck did you just call me?!"

I called you by what we see you as, the number on your back.

"YOU SON OF A BI-"

Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm unbeatable

Walking down this endless highway
With nothing but my friends beside me
We'll never give in, we'll never rest
Advanced Battle is the ultimate test

From the earth, the land
The sea and sky
They can never win, but they sure can try

Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm unbeatable
Pokémon
(Advanced Battle!)

Oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm undefeatable
From the stars and the recent past
They come to play, but they'll never last

Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm unbeatable
Pokémon
(Advanced Battle!)

Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm undefeatable

Oh oh oh
(Advanced Battle!)
I'm unbeatable
Pokémon

Ash POV:

"Ok Lillie, stop arguing with the air, the TSA is getting worried." I just stated, with no remorse.

"Um, sir, will you please put the Pokeball in here?" The magenta haired, security woman asked.

"For fucks sake, Jessie, I know it is you. Stop trying to get me to put pikachu in a garbage disposal!"

"What do you mean!" She replied woth an excess amount of sarcasm.

"Oh, I'M SORRY! I MEAN A FUCKING BLENDER! YOU DUMBASS WHORE"

"Ash, just walk away. I will make everything better." My best sister ever said.

As I walked away I heard Bonnie clock Jessie in the face and shove her into the x-ray.

The fantastic Narrator's POV:

Ah, a nice typical day for our heroes. Wouldn't you agree?

"Um, Mr Narrator?"

WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW ASH, MORE OP POWER?!

"No, but can you un-paralize Lillie?"

Nope. She deserves it now, but I will put you on a plane in 3, 2, 1, now.

"Wow Ash! The view is so great!"

"That's good to know, Bonnie." Ash replied. "But how the fuck did I get here?"

Dear Ash.

"What now, Narrator?"

Next time, don't do shrooms, or you be shroomin'.

"What does that mean?"

How would I know? I have been gone for like 7 months! That's it, no more Mr. Nice Narrator! Cya!

"Wait wait wait!"

To be continued...

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