Pokémon: Undefeatable [A Pokémon Story]

The Unveiling of The Creator.

Ah, another nice day, being the casual omniscient narrator I am, I can cause pure anarchy at my fingertips. But why should I?! Fuckin' humans, no remorse or qualities that make up for what they do. Oh well, time for me to scream at people.

'Yo Lillie! Do whayever the fuck you want, I'm bored of you doing paralized TikToks. They disgust me.'

"TIKTOK IS BETTER THEN RED-MMPH!"

'Did you speak against my religion Lillie?!'

Lillie, that bitch, shakes her head rapidly left to right.

'Good, because next time, instead of sewing your mouth, I'll slit your throat. You got that, LILLIE?!'

She rapidly nods, like the little minion all humans are.

'Good, now have your mouth back, but you better stop TikToking-OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!'

I look over and see her currently doing just that.

Yeah, time to snap here the enemies, because they all deserve it right now.

Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm unbeatable

Walking down this endless highway
With nothing but my friends beside me
We'll never give in, we'll never rest
Advanced Battle is the ultimate test

From the earth, the land
The sea and sky
They can never win, but they sure can try

Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm unbeatable
Pokémon
(Advanced Battle!)

Oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm undefeatable
From the stars and the recent past
They come to play, but they'll never last

Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm unbeatable
Pokémon
(Advanced Battle!)

Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm undefeatable

Oh oh oh
(Advanced Battle!)
I'm unbeatable
Pokémon

Back to my wonderful narration, well my point of view at least.

"Hey bro?" Bonnie, that short, savage fifteen year old asked Ash. "Why have we been on a plane since August?"

"To be honest, I dont know Bonnie, it just feels like we have gone in circles" Ash replied.

Time to step in, snap.

'Hey Ash'

"Oh fuck it is you again, what do you want narrator?"

'Did you talk back to me?! I can snap myself and completely take you over without a character noticing!'

"S-sorry my lord! Now what were you going to say?" Ash proceeds to bow. Good. He is an obedient one

'Goood, now don't expose my plans. You nearly did just now with the whole going in circles bit.'

"I am deeply sorry for that my lord! I am willing to seppuku is need be!" Ash said, pulling out a katana.

'No no! WHAT THE FUCK ASH?! Where did you get that? I am just saying don't say anything about circles. They don't exist here.' I have to scream, suicidal Ash is suicidal, remember.

"Wait...what? There are no circles?!" Ash said in a questioning and perplexed and I need a thesaurus manner.

'Ok, okay. Hear me out. I got bored creating the universe and rounded up to 4 ok?!'

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!"

'I mean that planes can only really do circles, since every aerodynamoc feature they have is gone. You must wonder why you all had the same headroom, right? IT. IS. A. FUCKING. SQUARE!'

"This is the saddest thing I have ever seen." Ash responded quietly. He will pay for that remark.

'What?!'

"I didn't mea-!" Ash tried to intervene.

'DON'T GO MAKING EXCUSES SERVANT! I HAVE A PUNISHMENT FOR YOU!' Oh, he will pay...

"I will take whatever is in mind, my Lord." Ash responded in compliance.

'Good, Goood. You must make a harem.'

"That's not to-" Ash interrupted.

'INCLUDING BUT NOT EXCLUSIVE TO:'

Ash proceeds to shut up. Good.

'LILLIE!'

"That's oak-" Ash replied nervous but confidently.

'MISTY!'

"Oh fu-" Ash responded realizing what I was saying.

'DAWN!'

"..." He shut up again. Good.

'BONNIE!'

"Now wait a mi-" Ash tried to plead angrily to his god, me.

'AND SERENA!'

"NOW WAIT A MINUTE?!" I have a good response to that plea.

'ANY NON-COMPLIANCE WILL RESULT IN ME REPLACING YOU IN THE STORY!'

"Just hear me out!" Ash pleaded. The answer is never, Ash, never.

'YOU DARE IMPEACH ME, POTTE- ah shit! YOU DARE IMPEACH ME, KETCHUM?!' I nearly lost that line, phew!

"Who is Pott-"

'SHUT UP!' I cannot unveil my identity. If he knew that I was PS1 Haggrid, I'd be screwed!

"But"

'NO, GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!' I responded with a royal accent.

"BUT PLEASE!"

'I SAID GOOD DAY!' SNAP

Good, I cannot wait to watch this unfold!

I hope all of you reader liked this little mental argument with Ash. I know for sure I always love torturing my character's souls. Stay tuned in for the next part!

771 Words.