Enemies Appear

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by SaishoReads

by SaishoReads

Oh, so I see that you are all back for more? I accept your challenge! I can force the little minion of mine, Ash Ketchum, to have a harem or I can let him struggle.

I might as well help him.

*snap*

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING HERE?!"

Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm unbeatable

Walking down this endless highway
With nothing but my friends beside me
We'll never give in, we'll never rest
Advanced Battle is the ultimate test

From the earth, the land
The sea and sky
They can never win, but they sure can try

Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm unbeatable
Pokémon
(Advanced Battle!)

Oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm undefeatable
From the stars and the recent past
They come to play, but they'll never last

Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm unbeatable
Pokémon
(Advanced Battle!)

Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm undefeatable

Oh oh oh
(Advanced Battle!)
I'm unbeatable
Pokémon

"Ash?! How the fuck are you still alive!" Iris quickly snarled at him, making him question if she was truly a pokemon.

"Wow, you are all just here, no taste at all." Cilan said, being the dumbass he always was.

"No need to worry, I can get us out of here!" Clemont qupiied and started building a nuclear warhead by using the bathroom soap.

"First off, what the fuck Clemont, second off, fuck you Iris, third, nobody likes your food Cilan." Ash talked back somehow calmly.

"What are we going to do now Clemont-chan?" Dawn asked him. Literally everyone gagged in response.

Time to step in.

'ASH KETCHUM!'

"Yes my lord!"

'I shall help your quest of getting a harem, but it will be awkward for a while.'

"Good, thanks so much master!"

Ahh, the sounds of obedience, screams of defiance, then silence as I remove them...permanently.

*snap*

"Ash! What are we doing now, step-bro?" Bonnie said, hugging his arm around her chest, causing Ash to turn redder than Serena's hat at least.

"Um... I really do not know, Bonnie. Want to teleport to our destination?"
Ash calmly asked her.

"Sure Onii-chan!" Bonnie replied.

Ash then made the brightest blue light people had ever seen and then vanished with his crew.

I might as well leave the villains here. They can go in circles for a chapter now.

Maybe this harem was a bad idea, I mean, they are staying at a hot spring for fucks sake. HOW MANY TROPES WILL HE GET BEFORE HE REALIZES THAT LITERALLY EVERY GIRL LIKES HIM?!

Oh well, to be continued.

434 Words.