Another dumb chapter to move this along

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by SaishoReads

by SaishoReads

Previously on this book of depression...

"Dear Ash, you are invited to this weird league thing where if you win you are pokemon master and can retire from the series, much like the stunt the anime just pulled on all of us even when we knew xyz was a better ending for the dude."

Now to the action:

"Ash!" Lillie called for me.

"What now?" I asked, because I was literally about to start packing and was going to tell them about the letter so they could pack.

"What was in the letter?"

F*ck my life!

Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm unbeatable

Walking down this endless highway
With nothing but my friends beside me
We'll never give in, we'll never rest
Advanced Battle is the ultimate test

From the earth, the land
The sea and sky
They can never win, but they sure can try

Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm unbeatable
Pokémon
(Advanced Battle!)

Oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm undefeatable
From the stars and the recent past
They come to play, but they'll never last

Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm unbeatable
Pokémon
(Advanced Battle!)

Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm undefeatable

Oh oh oh
(Advanced Battle!)
I'm unbeatable
Pokémon

"Ash, seriously, stop listening to this intro everytime a weird thing happens!" Lillie scolded me.

"Well, I was just about to tell everyone what was in the letter!"

"Oh, you should've told us before then."

"I GOT THIS FUCKING LETTER 5 SECONDS AGO!"

"And?"

"And what?"

"And are you going to apologize?"

"What do I need to apologize for? I was going to talk about the letter to everyone in 2 seconds from now!"

"Its already been 2 seconds"

Screw this. "Pikachu, Thundershock."

"What-AAAAAAAAAA" Lillie shrieked, becoming paralized in a world that can cure that. Logic.

"I will see you there." I told her. I tossed out charizard and just flew to where the tournament will be held.

To be continued

333 Words.