Tony And Pepper Via imessage

Chapter 12: Dinner Date

Why are you looking at me like that?

... What.  I'm not. I'm not even in the same building as you.

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PEPPER U R SUPPOSED TO REPLY - CARRY ON MY REFERENCE FOR CHRIST SAKE.

... I don't know where that reference is from.

... I hve no words.

That's great. Now, I need you to run some errands.

Ew.

I need you to cook the chicken on a low heat until I get home.

Pepper, I'm tony stark. Not Gordon Ramsey.

And I need you to put all of you're dirty clothes in the washing basket. I am not going around picking everything up off of the floor again.

Also, fix the light in the living room? It's flickering. I think it's just the bulb, but you're taller than me and it would save me climbing on top of a chair to change it.

And- Tony?

... Tony. Im naked.

Omg what. Get home now. Really? Are u act? Oh god. That's hot.

No I was just making sure you were getting my messages.

That was cruel.

Oh yeah. JARVIS just reminded me about coming out to you. I've decided that I am.

... Oh wow. Really? That's... Um... That's great- I'm just a little shocked I guess. Especially at the fact that you've decided to come out over text. I actually thought we had a thing... But um- okay.

What are u on about.

You coming out as gay.

Me comin out as- what the fuck. I'm not- I'm not gay. Oh for Christ sake. That was spell check. I ment come out WITH u. Not TO u.

... If you are tony, don't hide it. There is nothing wrong with liking other men.

Pepper. I know there isn't. But I've been tryin 2 get in ur pants for how long now.

Get in my pants? Is that the stark charm. Is that the level of romance I'm going to get from you.

What? Well I don't kno how else 2 say it. Get under ur skirt? Get past the panty barrier?

Tony just stop.

I'm not gay.

That's nice tony.

When are u gettin home. I'm gettin lonely.

Play with you're toys tony. Or do the stuff I asked you to do.

Lol. No.

I'll be home in 5 minutes.

Yay.

If I'm not home by then, read this again.

Oh very funny.

U should really read "6 signs you're friend wants to get in your pants" you might learn some things.

*rolls eyes* Tony. Im coming home. Go do something helpful.

We are 'a thing', right?  

... Not until you buy me dinner, Stark.

You like Italian?

Yes.

Done. Cancel the chicken dinner. We're going to Armani's.

You really are something else, Anthony Stark.

That I am. Now hurry you're little ass up. We have a dinner date to go to.

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I AM BACK AND I AM ALIVE.

Yay! they are finally going on a date.

So, depending on whether or not they work out, you will just have to wait and see.

(spoiler alert) they end up working out. Big surprise there.

So from now on there will be some cute texts as well. Yay. Fluff.

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I actually love you all so much.

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~ MrsDowney :).