Tony And Pepper Via imessage

Chapter 14: That's What She Said

Hey, Pep

Yeah?

You wanna go out with me right?

... Aren't we already a thing...

Just go along with it Pepper.

Okay.

You wanna go out with me?

... I have a boyfriend?

Perfect, well I have a math test

... Tony, but that doesn't... You haven't been to school... We aren't... What.

Oh, I thought we were just mentioning things we were both gonna' cheat on

So does that mean you're gonna cheat on me now that we're together?

WHAT NO

Good.

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Tony, have the laundry done for when I get home.

Laundry?

Yeah, laundry.

I'm sorry but wht is tht again?

... You know what, just leave it. Can you vacuum?

Don't we have maids for this stuff.

You fired her.

... No I didn't.

Yeah you did. After you found out she was lesbian and had a crush on me you fired her, telling me that: "God, can't trust anyone nowadays."

... I'll hire her straight sister then.

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Anywhore.

Yeah.

I have a boner one for you.

Excuse me. I thought we settled that this morning.

God dammit, spellcheck. I meant I have another one for you.

Oh god, is this another pick up line.

No. No its not.

Okay good.

I wish you were my little toe, 'cause I'd love to bang you on every piece of furniture.

Uhuh, well that actually sounds rather painful.

Yeah... W8 Wat? No. No its not supposed to be pain... You know Wat? It doesn't matter.

Good because you were just making everything difficult.

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I have to go back to work, Tony. You know, I like to work hard.

That's Wat she said

... It's going to be a long day.

... That's Wat she said.

I need a vacation. I need a release.

Thats Wat she said - pep u walked rite into that!

Tony I'm being serious! The work - it is very hard!

yeah that's Wat she said.

Uhuh , but I'm being serious. I need to go. It's like never ending. It just keeps coming and coming.

Yep... thats wat she said

Seriously? Tony, this again? You do it everytime.

Yeah seriously... That's Wat she said.

Are you done with that now?

Yes...

Thats wat she said

god dammit Tony, you said you were done!

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Don't do it...

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Don't do it to me, Tony...

THAT IS WHAT SHE SAID

You know what? I actually think I like to do it the hard way. Y'know, have the extra long days so I can get a better release at the end of the day with some wine and chocolate.

... THATS WAT SHE SAID THAT'S WAT SHE SAID THATS WAT SHE SAID

Pepper my throat hurts

That's what she said.

... Well played, Potts. Well played.

:)

This got all kinky and shit I like it

You ruined it, Tony. You had to just finish it off with you're perverted mind and ruin it huh.

... Thats Wat she said.

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Me is here. Me is tired. Me misses you all.

I hope you liked this chapter.

I love you all.

Mrs- Well, you know who I am

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