Tony And Pepper Via imessage

Chapter 9: I Wasn't That Drunk...

May, 4, 2007

Tony? Why is Bruce in you front yard, naked?

Shit.

What the hell happened last night? Especially the fact that BRUCE BANNER is NAKED in you FRONT YARD.

... hey, would you buy escaped zoo animals and a bottle of shower cream?

No.

Damn it.

You were absolutely drunk last night.

Pfft. No I wasn't

You totally were.

Pshh. Please.

You were cutting up a pineapple in the store, yelling; "Spongebob, I know your in there!"

... So? Easy mistake.

And then you continued to run up to a random biker guy in the street and shouted; "Hagrid! Your real!"

... I like Harry potter.

You also stuffed my cat into a pillow and ran around singing, "It's a pillow, it's a pet, it's a pillow pet!"

... I was being creative.

You then began to stroke my cat whispering, "Look how small this lion is."

At least she's orange.

She's grey!

... I could be colour blind.

Have I told you that you ran into a wall, exclaiming, "I have to get to platform 9 and 3/4! Well miss the train!"

At least it was a train station.

It was your bedroom wall.

... Easily mixed up.

Clint also told you to bite your own nose...

And?

You spent an hour rolling around on the floor screaming. "It's getting away, it's getting away!"

... Anybody would do that. Besides I wasn't that drunk, I drove myself home.

Don't even try to deny it, tony.

...?

It was me that drove you home while you drove with a paper plate.

... I thought that was a dream.

Idiot.

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