Tony And Pepper Via imessage

Chapter 5: Date Shmate

A/N - There's a little bit of bad language in this one! Please don't be offended!

April, 3, 2007

Pep...

What?

Hi

Tony, I'm on a date.

... Potts? On a dt?

A DATE yes.

Dafuq?

-_-

Aha, thnks, I needed tht laugh

Seriously Tony, piss off.

R u actually on a dt?

YES.

Jesus! Calm ur tits, bae.

-_-

Wht's his name?

?

His name. U kno, the thing peeple call 1nother?

... Yes, I KNOW what a name is Tony. It's just why you want to know.

... I'm curios?

Danny.

Danny...

Yes. Do you have a problem?

Aha! Danny rhymes wth Fanny nd tht rhymes wth Canny nd...

Canny?

It's slang! It means Can't!

Whatever.

AHAHAHA! Danny canny lick ur fanny!

-_- That is absolutely disgusting.

Hehehehehehehehehehe

I need to go, now.

NO! PEP! DN'T LEEVE ME!

Leeve. wow. I'm sorry but, you finished MIT at seventeen? Wow. Who would of thought.

Shut up.

You still seem to forget that I am on A DATE.

Psshhh, Date Shmate, I'm Tony Stark.

... Goodbye Tony.

Fine. Don't do anything I wouldn't do!

What wouldn't you do?

*Smirks*

*Rolls Eyes* Bye Tony.

Bye, gorgeous.

*Rolls Eyes*

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