Tony And Pepper Via imessage

Chapter 11: Sherlock

I am Sherlock Holmes.

No, Tony. You really aren't.

But... I said tht I was Iron Man and 10 mins later, it was in the papers.

That's because you are Iron Man.

(Smirks)

(Rolls eyes)

Hey, I thought of somethin rlly good.

Oh dear, mothers, hide you're children.

(sighs) Pepper.

Fine. Carry on.

What do you get when you combine The big bang theory, Two and a half men and how I met your mother?

Jeez, I don't know. A bunch of television programs?

How I banged your mother with two and a half men.

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You see, this is why we are not together.

... Aw.

I'm bored Pep.

Fab.

Fury has me locked in his office.

WHAT. WHY.

Causs you kno those erasers that say For Big Mistakes on them?

Uhuh.

Well I stole one nd rubbed it over Nat's face.

... I'm surprised you aren't six feet under right now.

Oh shut up.

No.

Pepperrrr I wish u would just listen to me all the time.

And I wish you would be thrown out of the window, but we don't all get what we wish for.

I hope you get loads of paper work to do.

I hope JARVIS breaks.

I hope someone shaves you're hair and eyebrows off.

I hope you stand on Lego.

(gasps) u take tht back.

... In the dark.

(sobs) Pepper. u horrid person!

(Smirks)

Aw. Member the time I took care of ur cat.

You mean when I asked you to look after my cat called Scar and you picked him up and yelled at him.

... No I didn't.

You picked him up and yelled: "Why did you kill Mufasa!"

... Hm. Well I was feeling very fragile at that moment. I had just watched The Lion King. Mufasa is very dear to my heart.

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We should buy a dog.

Awe, that's sweet, Oh yeah?

Yeah, and call it naked.

... Why... Why would we do that.

So when Steve asks me what I'm doing I can say: "Oh nothing, just walking naked down the street."

... I have no more words to say to you.

I can tell you love me even more now.

Oh, well done, Sherlock.

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Another chapter! My gosh. And it is now Six am. So good morning, or good night or good day to you all. I am half asleep. Yay.

Ugh. My boyfriend is asleep right now and I'm so jealous of him. Ugh. Not fair. Ever get the feeling to just wanna poke someone when their sleeping?

I need Tony's shock pen, right now.

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