Tony And Pepper Via imessage

Chapter 13: Bad Boys

So... Pepper

... What.

I herd u like bad boys

... Did you now.

Yeh. Nd I just wanted 2 let u kno that wen Disney Channel asked me 2 go 2 their website w/my parents permission... I didn't ask my parents.

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Not that I'm tryin 2 impress u or anythin

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I just don't know how to reply.

... I get that alot

Yeah, I bet you do.

So, Pep, I got sum Q's for ya

Okay, shoot.

Alright. What's the name of the creepy, stalker guy who works with you at SI?

... Um, Will.

Alrite, nd finish off this: Q, R, S, T...

U.

Perfect. Nd now Wats the opposite of stop?

Um, Go.

Nd the opposite of in?

... Out...

"I drank a bottle of beer ? Thor."

Tony! You know not to do that!

Christ, Pepper jst fill in the ? !

With. With Thor. But that's still not safe to do!

Nd last but not least. Wht does M nd E spell?

Me.

Now put it all together

Will U go out with me. I don't get- oh!

Of course I will, Tony.

Yay! Since our date went swimmingly.

You argued with the waiter because he called me darling.

... But you're my darling. Not his.

Awe, that was kind of sweet, Tony.

What? Pfft no. Um, no it wasn't. I'm not sweet.

Whatever you say, sweetie pie.

No. I'm Iron man.

Sweetie Man, more like.

No. I have a beard. I'm manly.

Has Frozen finished yet?

No, but it's at the bit were their parents...

Have you got you're tissues?

... Yes...

Okay, sweetie.

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Well, hey there. Long time, no talk.

That's not the correct phrase, but I can't see any of you so...

I'm just gonna' stop there.

Anywhore, hey, I'm back, back, back, back again, gain, gain.

So... Yeah. Lil' update for ya'll. I know it's awful but, hey, at least it's something, right?

Sorry, been busy lately with life.

Ew. I know right. Life. God. Why can't I just live with Robert or Tony and have maids and have money to buy clothes and shoes and doritos and peanut butter.

God damn it.

Thanks again, and hello to all of my recent/nee followers and readers! I love you all and thank you all so much for the support and the wait.

As always, I love you.

I'll be back soon, don't worry.

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~ MrsD- you know who I am ;)