Tony And Pepper Via imessage

Chapter 8: I Still Think I'm Pregnant

May, 2, 2007

Pepper. I need help. OMFG I am freaking out.

Well this must be serious. You spelt every word correct.

I'm not bein funny pep. Srsly.

What is it?

I think I'm pregnant...

Pep?

Pepper.

U still there?

Oh, yeah.

What do I do?

... Tony...

?

*Sigh* Are you drunk?

? No.

High?

... No?

... Manopausal?

... Possibly...

... Secretly a woman?

What the fuck? No!

... But you think your pregnant.

Yeah.

What makes you think that?

... I've vomited like twice this morn nd I feel like eating loads nd I'm tired.

That doesn't mean your pregnant, Tony.

But... But...

JARVIS, how long as Tony been up?

Mr Stark has been awake for seventy two hours straight Miss Potts, on a diet of coffee and I believe it to be, Red Bull.

Tony...

I still think I'm preggars.

Mr Stark, it appears that you are not carrying a child. I believe you are experiencing heart palpitations and you seem to be hallucinating.

Y?

I would say, then again I am only guessing, sir, that it would be because of the fifteen cans of Red Bull you have absorbed in the past two days.

Tony!

...

Your so stupid.

I amnit.

What?

Nuffin.

Oh, your sleepy.

Nip not.

...?

No am not.

You really are, get to bed tony.

Bu a don't wanna.

I'll be over in ten.

... Fine.

I still think I'm pregnant.

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Thank you for reading my crap.

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Aw! Sleepy and panicked tony.

Thanks!

MrsDowney :)