Archer's POV
I woke up from my nap due to the sound of a door being blasted open. I looked over to the door and saw teams RWBY and JNPR. I gave them a simple wave and tried to pay attention to class.
Port: Teams RWBY and JNPR, you are late. I will give you a warning just this once. So please do not make showing up to my class late a habit. Use team SHDW as an example, they were here 30 minutes before class. So please take notes.
"Oh, thanks for singling us out asshole."
The two teams made their way to the seats close by with JNPR on the right of us and RWBY on the left.
Port: Monsters! Deeeemons... Prowlers of the night! Yes, the creatures of Grimm have many names, but I merely refer to them as prey! Ha-ha!
The members of RWBY, seated on the front row, are in varying stages of interest; Blake and Yang are sitting up and paying attention, Weiss is taking notes, and Ruby has her head propped in her hand as she takes a quick nap until she is woken back up by Port's bad joke, which receives a cricket-filled silence as a result.
Port: Uhhhh... And you shall too, upon graduating from this prestigious academy! Now, as I was saying: Vale, as well as the other three kingdoms, are safe havens in an otherwise treacherous world! Our planet is absolutely teeming with creatures that would love nothing more than to tear you to pieces! And that's where we come in. Huntsmen! Huntresses...
He gives Yang a wink, which she groans uncomfortably at
Port: Individuals who have sworn to protect those who cannot protect themselves! From what, you ask? Why, the very world!
Random Student: Ayyyy, yep!
Everyone looked at him. I have never been more compelled to shoot someone in my life as I did just now.
Eliott: Talk about kissing ass.
We all laughed at his remark.
Port: That is what you are training to become. But first: A story. A tale of a young, handsome man... Me! When I was a boy...
"Oh great we're getting tales of his glory days boys."
At this point we all stopped paying attention due to us knowing where this was going. His words fade into the background and a series of blahs. All of a sudden I hear snickering to my left and see Ruby drawing something.
Port: ...Despite smelling of cabbages, my grandfather was a wise man. 'Peter', he told me...
The speech devolves into more "blah"s as Ruby chuckles at her creation and shows it to her teammates and mine: a very crude and childish drawing of the teacher with stink lines coming from him and "Professor Poop" written underneath. Ruby blows a quick raspberry. Blake, Yang, my team and I laugh, but Weiss looks annoyed.
Port: Ah-heh-hem! In the end, the Beowolf was no match for my sheer tenacity, and I returned to my village with the beast in captivity and my head held high, celebrated as a hero!
The teacher takes a bow as Weiss slowly gets more and more frustrated with Ruby's antics.
Port: The moral of this story? A true Huntsman must be honorable!
Ruby is balancing an apple on a book with her pencil held only by her finger while making a silly face which was actually quite impressive.
Port: A true Huntsman must be dependable!
Ruby has fallen asleep again in the first class of the year.
Port: A true Huntsman must be strategic, well-educated, and wise!
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Splinter Cell: Light In The Shadows | Splinter Cell Male Reader x RWBY Harem
FanfictionMy first ever story so go easy on me with this. Also the cover was made by my absolutely talented friend so complete credit to her. Also RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth, Splinter Cell belongs to Ubisoft and any video game I make references or nods to...
