I was working in the grocery store in the vegetable section because I just love carrots so much when a guy came up to me and swept me off my feet carrying me out of the store. I looked up and it was Louis Tomlinson.
"Louis? Why did you carry me?" I questioned. I looked up to find his eyes filled with lust. He took me out to his car and gave me a seductive smirk. I pulled a carrot out of this glove box and stuck it in my vag. Then he ate it out. Then he declared he was secretly gay, bitch-slapped me, and strutted away in his Prada high heels.
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FanfictionWe've all read one. We've all groaned at the horrible plot line, shuddered at the flat characters, and tried not to cry at the blatant bad grammar. That one bad fanfic. And, in honour of our suffering, I have typed up the worst possible fanfictions...
