I'm listening to music in the car (it's some song about what makes a girl beautiful or some shit) while driving to my new home in a rainy little middle of nowhere town.
There is no specific reason as to why I am here as I don't even have a job or family or ANYTHING.
Oh look, I'm there and even though this town is supposed to be really small, it has pretty much all the stuff a city the size of London would have.
This is very realistic, of course. Therefore, I will not question it at all as I move into my ridiculously expensive flat. As I move in, I see a dead animal in the deep dark woods beside the complex.
But, that is totally normal to me.
Nothing odd there.
Just an animal with no more blood in its body.
I am carrying the last box up the stairs when five really hot guys run into me.
Oh yeah, they're covered in blood, but the first thing I notice is how hot they are.
I mean DAMN.
Anyways they all look at me with bright red eyes before picking me up and carrying me into their flat, which happens to be right next door to mine.
What a coincidence.
They throw me on the couch and stare at me.
"Dafuq you lookin' at?" I say as they continue to stare at me.
"You're hot and you smell yummy." The blonde one says with a thick Australian accent.
Yeah, I'm sure it's Australian...
"Yeah, we could just eat you up." Says the one with a Zap tattoo on his arm.
The Illuminati?
Nah..
So, they grab me and tie me to a bed and we all do the frick frack, but they keep trying to bite me.
Kinky bastards.
At the end of it all, I sigh and say how amazing it was.
"Yeah, it was pretty amazing." The one that looks puppy-dog like says.
"It's too bad really..." The one in stripes says.
"Lol what??" I grin stupidly.
"That we have to eat you." The curly one says.
They begin to eat me and I scream in horror.
THEY ARE ZOMBIES??
How could I not see this coming?????????
Oh, what?
Vampires?
Whatever you say man.
Just before I black out the one with the Zap tattoo whispers in my ear.
"Oh, yeah, we're in the Illuminati too."
I KNEW IT.
AUTHOR'S NOTE
I honestly forgot about this!!
I've missed mocking fanfictions so much!!
anyways let me freak out about Zayn and Perrie
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
done now.
Comment any general fanfictions that are WAY too overdone and I may write about it ;)
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--Rae :)
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