I was sitting in a Nandos drinking Starbucks (AN I mean really? They can eat at other places too!!) when I looked up and saw a blonde guy with ocean blue eyes staring at me. He came up to me and spoke in an Irish accent.
"Wey Hey! Do ya want ter come back ter my place? Yeah buddy."
I smiled up at him and said "If I wanted a comeback, I would've wiped it off your chin."
Then we fucked, I got preggers, we named the kid Narnia, and the bastard left me.
The end.
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FanfictionWe've all read one. We've all groaned at the horrible plot line, shuddered at the flat characters, and tried not to cry at the blatant bad grammar. That one bad fanfic. And, in honour of our suffering, I have typed up the worst possible fanfictions...
