I am in a dark and mysterious club that looks really shady. Why am I here? Good question. I have no freaking clue! I'm the kid that never even drinks, but here I am. I'm in the sluttiest outfit possible (though I'm still a virgin) and doing shots off some really hot guys abs.
No complaints there.
I finish off my last shot and look into the hot guys chocolate brown eyes. He has tons of tatoos and a massive quiff. I mean really! It's a bit like a ski jump.
Which I guess was what he was going for.
He just stares at me for five minutes.
Oh, yeah and I suppose we did fuck in the middle of a club during those five minutes.
But he kept looking at me.
Anyways, he looks familar.
Random fact, I am a massive fan of One Direction.
But I don't recognize this guy at all.
I have no clue.
"Hi! I'm Zayn Malik of One Direction!" He smiles at me after he finishes.
Hmm... Nope. I got nothing.
Anyways me and this "Zayn" guy walk out of the club and get chased by paparazzi.
Random, right.
Well, then we go out, he cheats on me, we break up, we get back together, I cheat on him, and we break up.
But we are never getting back together! Like, EVER!
*Ring*
Hold on a sec. Yeah? Zayn? I don't wanna talk to yo- You got me flowers! Awww! Of course I forgive you! We are never breaking up! Like, EVER!
The end.
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Author's note
Hi.. LOOK I'M SORRY I DIDN'T UPDATE IN A MONTH BUT I UPLOADED THREE TIMES IN TWO DAYS SO THAT COUNTS FOR SOMETHING RIGHT?
anyways, i will be able to upload at least once a week from now on and i'm on spring break which means TONS OF UPDATES WOOOHOOO
anyways comment any ideas you have or bad fanfic moments you've seen! If i use yours i will credit you in an authors note or dedication or something! okay!
If you read this, you should comment pickles.
--Rae :)
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