Liam and I have been dating for roughly two minutes.
AND HE STILL WOULDN'T FUCK ME.
God, he's so frigid.
I go up to him and scream in his face, "LIAM JAMES PAYNE WHY WON'T YOU FATHER MY CHILDREN?!"
He looks at me strangely before saying, "Uh.. I'm afraid of spoons." He then runs into Niall's arms screaming something about psycho girlfriends while the leprechaun teleports to Neverland and hands Liam off to Louis who is running around dressed in green screaming "FOREVER YOUNG BITCH!!" Then, I find out I'm preggers with Zayn's kid and Liam gets all huffy in Neverland.
Oh.. and they all love me to death.
Too bad I die in the end.
The end.
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That One Bad Fanfic
FanfictionWe've all read one. We've all groaned at the horrible plot line, shuddered at the flat characters, and tried not to cry at the blatant bad grammar. That one bad fanfic. And, in honour of our suffering, I have typed up the worst possible fanfictions...
