Wanna hear something totally weird? Apparently I own no mode of technology whatsoever.
Wanna know why you know that? I'm currently serving the world's largest boyband some overpriced Starbucks drinks and I have no clue who they are.
None.
Whatsoever.
Even though my best friend/little sister/roommate/who the fuck cares is a huge fan of them and always talks about them and shows me pictures of them.
Doesn't ring a bell.
Oh look!!! They are all flirting with me!! A shy little Starbucks worker?!?
So original.
Badabing badaboom somehow I'm in their hotel room.
Obligatory truth or dare game and scary movie watching.
Still not sure who they are, but they got a hell of a lot of girls screaming for them outside.
WOAH! TRUTH OR DARE TURNS SEXUAL?????? WHAAAAAAAAT????
A truth or dare game with a bunch of 20 something year old boys and we are either talking about sex or I'm stripping or I'm giving someone a lap dance or maybe even a blow job (A.N. Read about that once... So disturbing...) or something that is sure to land me in hell.
BONERS BONERS EVERYWHERE!!!!
From here on out its pretty much a badly written porno.
La da dee da dee
I'm in an orgy
Snuggle time, cozy
Wait, what the fuck are their names?
Shocking rumour about me dating them in magazine??
Why in magazine???
I no understand???
OH SHIT BIG REVEAL THEY'RE FAMOUS HOLY SHIT
I am pissed.
I leave.
Crying.
Crying.
Crying.
Fuck, it's like the river Nile is pouring from my eyes.
Oh, knock on the door?
Which one of my admirers is it?
Is it the love of my life?
YES!! IT IS!!
THE PIZZA IS HERE!!!
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A.N. Well I'm back and better than ever! School is a bitch, ain't it? I'm really sorry about kinda abandoning you all, but if I wanted to graduate it was necessary. There will be an update of HSB soon, I promise. I only have two exams left then I'm done high school!!! :D I will (hopefully) get to write more for you guys!! I literally have 10 stories planned >:)
If you could, vote and comment!! Also rant about shitty fanfics. It gives me life.
--Rae :)
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