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big spoon boi

are you done with your essay

ni
np
no
goddammit

lol

mr la piss hates me
I was laughing in my head then I realized I was smiling and my phone is hidden behind my book so yeah

did he take it

...

The phone?

think about what you just said dumbass

oh my god

You're so stupid sometimes

I know

When did you fall off the couch

?

Last night

I don't know
I didn't really fit on the couch

#tallboiproblems
But literally, i woke up and you were cuddling me

We were cuddling
?

Oh my god YOU WERE LITERALLY SPOONING ME

You give off smol spoon vibes

True, but only with a guy
With a girl I would be a big spoon unless she was really fuckin tall

Did you just come out to me

Yep

Congrats 🥳🥰

Good use of the emojis

Thank you

Your welcome

*you're
You spell just as bad as Toby
Tubbo
Oops

We all know his name
Also what if im dyslexic

No you're not

No im not haha
But no offense to Tubbo or anyone

Ofc not

But I bet you correct him when he texts you

[insert screenshot]

You texted him about meeeeee 😍

I did
Im insecure about my interaction skills

You say "dude" a lot

I do?

A LOT

Okay so?

What's ur fav smoothie

You suddenly started texting  like a tween girl
Also probably anything with pineapple and mango

omigod u noticed <3333

stop

*smiles cutely* no

stop

uwu x3  *pounces* *nuzzles* ur so cuteee <3

Isn't that the furry song

Maaybeeee

Yeah it is

Yep

Why do you know that song

Why do *you* know that song

No comment, honey

Okay maple syrup

Literally stop

No

Stahpppp

Why did you write it like that oh my god

Why not

We probably sound like a married couple rn

Probably

we must sound like bbh and skeppy

Not the skephalo shipper </3

Are you gonna ditch me for Tubbo

No, for Tommy (I'm kidding)
Wattpad was wrong tho

You read those?

Purely  to use my influence and get them taken down

Do you have a Wattpad acc

Maaaybe

Wait are you the "Walmart Ranboo(b)"

Maaaaybe

You areeeee

Toby and I read a Tommy x oc on stream once
I think it was by cadarino
(a/n read it right now)


Really?

Yeah but I was signed out

Did you ever read smut

As a joke offline with the "sleepy bois" on call

Why would you curse yourself
Are minors even supposed to read that

Well nobody's enforcing it if they aren't

Yeah, true


Why did you ask bout smut

*about

Because I thought you'd get flustered and deny it

Why do you enjoy my suffering

Because it's fuckin funny

No it's not 😤 😡

I feel your hatred through the screen
Btw I'm only two paragraphs into my dumb essay

Ouch


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