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DO 🤬 NOT☘️ CALL👋 ME😎 HANDSOME😤 IF 🔪YOU 🙄AINT❌ GONNA🥝 HAND 🍷 ME 😶 SOME 💀 OF ⭕ THAT 😲 BADANKADONK😓😓😓
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I just opened the gc and this is the first thing i see.
Tachi-hara
Ayo? Aren't you like 6 years old !? How tf can you type !!
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Aren't you like 19 ? shouldn't you be in college and studying !? shouldn't you have a girlfriend by now ?? shouldn't you be with your mom and dad rn.
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Oh i should stop texting now you have to go to school tomorrow , so go get some sleep !! I don't want you to be late for your classes. ☺
Double suicide
Elise you are officialy my favourite kid from port mafia.
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Um? STFU ? you smell like actual shit , i mean LITERAL shit , go take a bath or something , when's the last time you took one?
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I am kinda glad that you left the port mafia. Everytime you were near me, istg i smelled dog food. Do you eat kibbles for lunch or something ?? oh sorry you must be busy cosplaying as a dog. Your good at it !! One day chuuya might adopt you.
Chu chu train
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BRUH DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH YOUR GAY ASS. MF WAS BABBLING ABOUT DAZAI LEAVING THE MAFIA WHILE HE WAS DRUNK !! LIKE IF YOU HATE HIM THAT MUCH SHOULDN'T YOU LIKE STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM.
Yo-sa-no
WHY IS ELISE LITERALY HAVING A RAMPAGE !?
Notice-me-senpai
It's a daily thing she does
Snacks plss
Did you say daily ?? She does this daily ? LMFAOOO
Snacks plss
I think elise and i can become bestfriends
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So true bestie :)
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