The Unmatched Beauty : SasuSaku

Chapter I

"I have no reason to love her. Or be loved by her," Sasuke says, glaring back at her.

*flashback ends*

Sakura slowly opened her eyes and found herself laying uncomfortably on someone's couch. What was that? She thought.

With her vision blurred and head pounding, Sakura couldn't tell if she was home or not. "Here," a familiar voice said as they handed her a steaming cup of tea.

It was Naruto. "That'll cost you 5 cups of ramen," he said. "Believe it."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," she waved her hand.

Chapter I - A Menace To Society 
Sakura's POV

After making it back home, I quickly showered and got dressed for school.

I'm already late so there's no point in rushing.

Turns out at Kiba's party last night, I got drunk and collapsed. I just hope he and his 5,000 dogs weren't licking my face, particularly my lips.

I brushed out my short raspberry strawberry flamingo dragonfruit pink blush watermelon salmon peach bubblegum hair and began making my way to school.

Once I arrived on school grounds I saw Ino in the parking lot drinking the cars.

"Hey," I said approaching her.

"Oh, hey Sakura. Why're you so late?"

"I could be asking you the same," I sighed. "Anyway, I gotta get to Guy Sensei's gym class, see ya."

I began making my way to class, and from the looks of it Ino continued drinking the cars. Seems like she even got out some strawberry juice to top it off.

...

I walked into the gym room to find all 10,879 of Guy Sensei's students partnered up, doing peculiar exercises. A couple of them sat on the sidelines. "Hey," I said approaching him. "Sorry I'm late, I had to get myself together."

"Nothing is late in the power of YOUTH!" He shouted, "Apologizes are not accepted in this gym room. Only YOUTH is accepted!"

"Uh-huhhhh....."

"Now now Sakura, partner up and get to your 3000 push-ups, 8000 squats, 10,000 air-punches, and 2,500 sit-ups!"

"Sureeeee...." I sighed.

I looked over at the benches to see which one of the students I would partner with.

There was Gaara, the quiet redhead who never gave a fuck. Nahhh, I'll pass.

Neji Hyuga, also a quiet male who never gave a fuck. He got them inches though. But I'll pass.

Karui, another redhead. She's a bad bitch but a stupid one, so I'll pass.

Then there's Sasuke Uchiha, another silent bitch. Just about every girl in school simps for him, makes you wanna hit em' with a truck so they can wake up to reality. #MadaraVibes. But, I'll pass. Even if I wanted to, I know he'd rather not partner up with me.

Plus, that boy bad news he a menace to society.

I'll just do it alone. Who needs a partner anyway. #FuckDemHoes