After he utters a certain set of words, Sakura decides it's time to get over Sasuke. About three years pass, and the two of them went their separate ways.
It's senior year in high school, and the two of them hadn't spoken since they were freshman. B...
Naruto, Sasuke and I took turns with reading and analyzing the story as we listened to music. Nicki Minaj to be exact. Yes, I'm a very cultured person. Let's go to the beach-each, let's go get a wave.
Naruto is vibing even though I know he'd probably rather be listening to the jinchuuriki song or something. As for Sasuke, that unreadable bastard, I bet he secretly listens to Taylor Swift. Wait no, it's giving Carly Rae Jepsen.
Now I genuinely wonder what he listens to. "Hey Sasuke," I looked over at him, "what kinda music do you listen to?"
"...It doesn't concern you," he responded.
Gah dayum. Okay school shooter. Distant much.
"He listens to Shiloh Dynasty," said Naruto, "and Khalid, Yurima too."
Oh. That depression music. It be like that sometimes though. My go to depression-music-person is James Arthur. Not to mention Lewis Capaldi. They're both my husbands. So what if we're 10+ years apart. Love is love.
"Mmm.. I like Yurima too," I said. "Especially river flows in you. That's my shit."
Sasuke didn't respond. Silence went on like, forever!! I just know Naruto's dying to say something. "...I didn't ask," Sasuke finally responded, breaking the silence.
Okay you antisocial bitch. I just wanted to be comrades I suppose, but apparently not.
Chapter VI - Secretly Dating?
I kept offering things like tea and cup noodles and different song choices to lessen the tension in the room for the past few hours. Naruto and Sasuke argued for a bit like children.
It was actually a little weird seeing Sasuke bicker with him like that and calling him "loser." They actually went back and fourth, it wasn't one sided. The most I've ever gotten out of him is 5 words.
That's the power of Talk-No-Jutsu for ya. "So, who's house are we going to next?" I asked, "I mean we can't just come to my house everyday."
In reality I'm just telling them that I want to be a guest. I want to be the one to be served cup noodles instead of being the one to serve them.
"I vote Sasuke," Naruto said, glaring at him, "I wanna see what "Mr. Perfect's" house looks like."
"I'm cool with that," I responded, "Sasuke, any objections? Rude bitch."
I said that last part in my head.
"It's fine," he sighed, "but I live alone."
Ohh. So he doesn't have a family? It's giving Tanjiro. #NotTanjiroButStillLostHisFamily
As the Great Orphan Conqueror, I vow to become friends with Sasuke Uchiha. I suppose this kinda explains why he's always so distant and blunt. But it doesn't change the fact that he's a rude bitch.
*The Next Day*
Once I arrived on school grounds I was greeted by a certain red-headed Uzumaki with glasses. Karin, the annoying one. She's kinda like the leader of Sasuke's fangirl club. Yes, they have a club.
"What?" I sighed.
"Don't what me, Sakura Haruno. Legend has it Sasuke went to your house yesterday for approximately 4 hours 37 minutes and 51.0957 seconds. Is this true????"
Damn okay Professor X.
And legend has it? I knew it. She's dumb.
"Yeah, so?" I responded not bothering to look up at her.
I was too busy texting that wanna-be-smart idiot Naruto. This time, he owes me ramen, considering I made him 4,897 cups of mine yesterday.
"So!?" Karin shouted. "Girls!? Get her! She's trying to steal Sasuke from us!"
Suddenly, every girl in the area turned and stared at me. Damn. Talk about dedication.
I went to iMessage and began texting the group chat of Sasuke, Naruto and I. Since I don't have Sasuke's number saved independently, I'll just text him here.
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Sasukery huh.
I started speed walking the opposite direction of the crowd and bumped into somebody. My airpods fell out and I dropped my Iphone 24 8t 4K plus with 7 camera's and 568 gb. Rich people tingz. Those broke barbarians couldn't relate.
If my phone is broke, I swear foe god- wait, grammar.
Restart.
If my Iphone 24 8t 4K plus with 7 camera's and 568 gb is cracked, I swear to god somebody is getting sued.
I reached for my phone and my hands connected with someone else's, they were big and comforting. Simp mode : activated. I looked up to see who it was. Sasuke. Simp mode : deactivated.
Damn. I thought I found the love of my life for a second there.
He grabbed my phone and handed it to me, uttering the words "here."
GAHH DAYUUM.
He could be my biggest enemy and still read me bedtime stories. I wouldn't mind. His voice is so soothing and deep and perfect. It's Magnifique.
Got me speaking French and shit 😩😩.
I got on my knees- woahhh.
I crawled around on the ground looking for my rich people Airpods. Those tiny shits. Always getting lost in the most inconvenient situations.
"Here," Sasuke said as he handed them to me.
My dude. If you had already picked them up you could've just said that. Got me down here looking like who did it and why.
He extended his hand out to me, I assume he's trying to help me up. Damn Naruto and his Talk-No-Jutsu. He needs to teach me that shit. I bet Sasuke wouldn't even be here now had it not been for his request.
Or maybe it's a secret BL.
Nahhhhhh.
I grabbed his hand- pause.
We can hold hands all day everyday if this is how it feels cause' gahhh dayuum.
I grabbed his hand and he pulled me up from the ground. Strong muthafucker. "No! D-don't tell me it's true, SASUKE!?!?" Karin stomped over at us.
