ACME'S VILE TEAM

V.I.L.E. and Crackle Brothers

Coach Brunt's POV

I couldn't believe it.

Our best team captured.

They're locked in prison with La Femme Rouge.

I hope they kill her in jail.

The rest of the staff decided that a meeting was in order.

Roundabout called from his office in the British Secret Service.

"I've done all I could." Said Nigel. "But they won't let them out."

"We need to have La Femme Rouge pay!" Said Countess Cleo. "She knows my daughter! I must demand how!"

"She was everyone's ADOPTED daughter." Said Professor Maelstrom.

"I don't care." Said Countess Cleo. "I want to know how!"

"Is there anything else you can do, Nigel?" Asked Doctor Bellum.

The screen started to glitch, then...HIS face appeared.

Crackle.

Well, the thing that used to be Crackle

He was sitting in a chair.

"Hello, Everyone." Said Crackle happily. "I trust that you are all still mourning over the death of Princess Charlotte?"

"Princess who?" I asked.

"The Princess of Hell?" Said Crackle, rolling his eyes. "She died a while ago. Everyone thinks Arackniss killed her, but if you know the story like me, you'd know she-oops spoilers!"

We were all confused.

"What about what happened to Adora?" He asked.

"Who?" Asked Doctor Bellum.

"Anyways," Said Crackle. "I can help you with your problem."

"How are you supposed to help?" Asked Professor Maelstrom. "Yesterday you sent us a package with jars of your urine."

Crackle purred.

"You know how I can help." He said.

"Did you just purr?" Asked Doctor Bellum.

"DON'T INTERRUPT ME, BITCH!" Yelled Crackle with a high pitched voice.

We all jumped back.

"I know where your V.I.L.E. team is." He said.

We all were relieved.

"Where?" I asked.

"They're in a dangerous underground prison." Said Crackle, picking his nose. "And I know the identity of La Femme Rouge."

"Stop picking your nose!" I said. "And how do you know?"

"She's an old friend of mine." Said Crackle. "And I'm CrAzY!"

Crackle then got up and started jumping around the room he was in.

We all just stood in silence as we watched the bizarre scene in front of us.

Some of our guards stopped what they were doing to watch the scene as well.

Crackle suddenly stopped, ran towards a window, then opened it.

"GERONIMO!" He screamed to the people at the bottom of the building, before dropping his pants and taking a diarrhea dump outside."

Then he walked back to where he was.

"Still have some left." He said.

He then proceeded...to take a shit....in his pants.

Right in front of us.

He then got up and started doing squats.

GROSS!

Then his Assistant walked in.

"Are you behaving yourself?" He asked.

"DoN't TeLl Me WhAt To Do!" Screamed Crackle. "I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!"

Crackle started to cry like a toddler.

"Are you now?" Asked Assistant. "Who  pooped his pants?"

"I did." Said Crackle. "Just a little bit."

"Now we're going to get changed." Said Assistant.

"I don't wanna change." Said Crackle, as Assistant grabbed his arm. "GET your HANDS off OF meeeeee...!"

"Is that how we behave?" Asked Assistant.

"Yes." Said Crackle, crying.

"Is that how we behave?" Asked Assistant.

"STUPID BITCH!" Said Crackle.

Assistant gasped and Crackle stayed in silence.

Assistant slapped Crackle across the face.

Crackle started to cry harder.

"OH!" Said Assistant, with sorrow." I'm sorry. I'm sorry."

Assistant tried to calmed Crackle down.

"You're a grown man." Insisted Assistant. "Who's a grown ass man?"

"I AM!" Cried Crackle. "I AM!"

"Do you know what grown men do?" Asked Assistant, then Crackle nodded. "They go to the bathroom to change when they go poo poo. Come on let's go."

Assistant was about to leave with Crackle, when he stopped and turned to us.

"I'm sorry." He said. "Mr. Crackle got high again. It's not pretty."

"I got high on toilet cleaner." Said Crackle.

Then they left the room they were in and the call ended.

........Okay.

That's messed up.