Tigress's POV
After we united with Shadowsan and the rest of Carmen's former team, we made our way into Crackle's base.
El Topo dug us a tunnel.
We were about to dig into Crackle's base.
Don't worry, Carm.
I'm here to save you.
I just wonder what Crackle is doing.
And what kind of plan does he have now?
Crackle's POV
I was just completing the process of pulling out most of my teeth with a pair of pliers.
And...done.
Only have my two front teeth now.
But that's all I wanted for Christmas.
I HAVE JIZZ IN MY PANTS!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
I'M GOING TO PUT A METAL POLE IN MY ASS AND CONNECT IT TO ELECTRICITY!
THAT'LL BE MY PLAN!
NOBODY WILL STOP CRACKLE FROM BURNING HIS OWN ASS OFF!
DIARRHEA SUPREMACY!
BURRITOS GIVE ME MY POWERS!
I DRINK FROM THE TOILET, AFTER SOMEONE TOOK A DIARRHEA DUMP IN IT!
I DROWNED A MAN IN HIS OWN URINE!
I!
AM!
CRACKLE!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Abcdefghijk-someone's gonna die.
The old me would be devastated for what I have become.
But I'm proud of that toilet tattoo covering my entire back.
Nobody's POV
Tigress, El Topo, Le Chévre, Zack, Paper Star, Shadowsan, Devineaux, and Ivy entered Crackle's base.
They saw dozens of guards in the room.
"Shit." Said El Topo. "Probably should have waited."
A guard pointed his gun at the group.
"Freeze!" Shouted the guard.
"You know what?" Said Shadowsan. "For all these months, I have been wanting to kill a V.I.L.E. Operative for the death of Carmen. But I am not going pacifist this time."
"Agreed." Said Tigress.
"Let's fuck these fuckers up!" Shouted Zack.
The group charged at the guards.
A guard was about to shoot at them, but Shadowsan cut his head off.
Tigress scratched a lot of guards' throats, causing them to choke on their own blood.
Zack and Ivy picked up some guns and started shooting at the guards.
Zack shot a guard in the nutsack.
The guard screamed in pain.
"Oh!" Exclaimed Zack. "Sorry!"
El Topo plunged his claws through that guard's chest to finish him off.
Paper Star hit many guards in the eyes, blinding them long enough for Le Chévre to snap their necks from behind.
Shadowsan cut a guard vertically in half.
Tigress ripped out a guard's eyes, then finished him off by shoving him face first into Shadowsan's katana.
Zack used a guard as a human shield as she shot other guards dead.
Ivy found a knife on the ground, picked it up, and shoved it into a guard's forehead.
A guard charged at Shadowsan, only to have his right arm cut off.
Shadowsan then cut off his left arm, then his left leg.
The guard was struggling to keep balance.
Shadowsan put his katana blade close to the guard's face.
"Leave while you can still hop and breathe." Said Shadowsan.
The guard nodded and hopped out of the room.
Devineaux pulled out his gun.
"I normally do not kill," Said Devineaux. "But today, I will make an exception."
Devineaux shoved his gun into a guard's mouth and fired.
Devineaux grabbed another guard and shoved his head into a wall, hard enough to break the guard's skull open.
El Topo grabbed a guard's arm and ripped it clean off.
The guard screamed in pain, before Zack shot the guard dead in the head.
"I feel kinda bad ending their lives." Said Tigress, cutting a guard's stomach open.
"They are henchmen." Said Le Chévre. "Two dimensional characters!"
"Tell my mom I love her." Said the guard with the stomach ripped open before he fell to the ground dead.
Shadowsan cut a guard horizontally in half.
Paper Star threw a many origami stars, and cut many guards' throats open, causing them to stop breathing or choke on their own blood.
After a minute, there were no more guards left.
"Let's go!" Said Zack. "Carmen will probably die if we don't find her."
Carmen's POV
Where the fuck am I?
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ACME'S VILE TEAM
FanfictionSet 2 months after La Femme Rouge. Paper Star, Tigress, El Topo, And Le Chévre have in imprisoned in one of ACME'S most secure underground prisons. Soon the Chief of ACME chooses them to go on a mission that requires their skills. They'll do the mis...
