Tigress's POV
A couple more guards ran at us.
One of them had a grenade.
In a swift move, I took it from him, pulled the pin, shoved it down his throat, then pushed him into the other two.
They exploded into pieces.
We're too close now to be stopped.
Carmen is waiting for us.
One guard turned the corner and raised his hands in defeat.
"Don't hurt me!" Pleased the guard.
I grabbed him and shoved him into the wall.
"Where's Crackle?" I demanded.
"The last door on the right." Sobbed the guard, before I threw him to the ground.
We're heading there now.
What is Crackle's plan.
Crackle's POV
I shoved a taser in my ass that can be turned on with a remote.
I turned it on full capacity.
I pushed the button.
OUCH!
It's quite shocking.
BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY!
Then I peed my pants.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
This is WAY better than last week when I made sweet love to that donkey.
Not a Democrat, an actual donkey.
With no protection!
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
I'M SO EVIL!
ONCE I SEWED AN UNDERWEAR COMPANY, BECAUSE WHEN I WEAR THEIR TIGHTY WHITIES ON MY HEAD I LOOK LIKE A JERK!!!
There was a farmer, had a dog, and Crackle fucked it.
F-U-C-K
F-U-C-K
AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME, OOOOOOH!
I crapped my pants and started doing squats.
The poop smeared up my back.
But my diaper is still clean, because it's on the outside of my pants.
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Blibbity blibbity blibbity blibbity boop boop!
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
2+2=MY ASS NEEDS TO BE SHOCKED AGAIN BECAUSE CRACKLE'S A BAD BOY!
I pushed the button again.
OOOOOOOOOW!
I LOVE IT!
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ACME'S VILE TEAM
FanfictionSet 2 months after La Femme Rouge. Paper Star, Tigress, El Topo, And Le Chévre have in imprisoned in one of ACME'S most secure underground prisons. Soon the Chief of ACME chooses them to go on a mission that requires their skills. They'll do the mis...
