Brokenstar: *is walking through the dark forest* *finds ketchup bottle* Hey! What's this? *picks it up and accidentally squirts onto face* Hmm... tastes weird... *gets idea* Hey Hawkfrost! Come here!
Hawkfrost: What do you want? *looks around* Where are you?
Brokenstar: *jumps out from behind a tree* HAHAHAHA!!!! *squirts ketchup at hawkfrost* EAT YOUR SAUCE, YOU SMELLY HOTDOG! *runs away*
Hawkfrost: BROKENSTAR!
Brokenstar: Hehehehe, who should I target next? *hears Darkstripe whistling in the distance(yes, cats can whistle now)* Hmm... *walks up to Darkstripe* Hey buddy! Would you consider yourself a french fry?
Darkstripe: Well, I can talk in a French accent, so I guess I would call myself a french fry.
Brokenstar: Good! Have some ketchup! *squirts his face*
Darkstripe: That was... delicious!
Brokenstar: WHAT?!?! Your supposed to hate it!
Darkstripe: Well, I don't. GIVE ME THE BOTTLE!!! *lunges at Brokenstar*
Brokenstar: No! It's mine! *runs right into Mapleshade*
Mapleshade: What are you doing?
Brokenstar: Get out of my way, fox-breath! *attacks with ketchup*
Mapleshade: *is blind from ketchup* I'll get you back for that!
Darkstripe: Give me the ketchup!
Brokenstar: No.
Darkstripe: Yes.
Brokenstar: No. *runs again*
Tigerstar: Brokenstar, why are Hawkfrost, Mapleshade, and Darkstripe covered in yummy tasting blood?
Brokenstar: Because of this! *attempts to spray Tigerstar with ketchup but fails* *trips and falls on ketchup, splattering it all over everyone*
Darkstripe: Cool! We all have red fur now! And it's delicious!
Everyone but Darkstripe: *facepaws*
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