Cloudkit: Hey Mousefur! I got you a present! *hands her maracas*
Mousefur: What am I supposed to do with these?
Cloudkit: You shake them!
Mousefur: *picks up and shakes* Wow! Thanks!
Cloudkit: You're welcome! *walks away*
Mousefur: Hmm....
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Later...
Firestar: What is Mousefur doing?
Greystripe: I have no idea.
Mousefur: *is dancing with maracas* LALALALALALALALALA!!!!! SHAKE YOUR MARACAS! BUT DONT TOUCH MY MARACAS OR I'LL KILL YOU! MY MARACAS ARE THE BEST MARACAS AND YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE MY MARACAS!! YAY!!!
Firestar: Mousef-
Mousefur: SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU FURRY ORANGE PLATYPUS! YOU CAN'T HAVE MY MARACAS BECAUSE THEY ARE MY MARACAS NOT YOUR MARACAS AND MY MARACAS ARE THE BEST MARACAS THAT YOU CANNOT TOUCH 'CAUSE I SAID SO AND I AM THE RULER OF THE TRI-STATE AREA!
Firestar: But Mou-
Mousefur: *shakes maracas in Firestars face* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Firestar: *takes maracas and thrown them away*
Mousefur: *runs away crying* CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!
Greystripe: *finds maracas that landed in fresh kill pile* What are these? They look yummy! *eats them*
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Greystripe: *is hopping around camp with maracas shaking in his belly* IM A JINGLE BELL!!!!
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