Graystripe: Ellohay atcay! Owhay areway youway odaytay? (Hello cat! How are you today?)
Firestar: Um... What?
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ystripe: *sighs* Oolishfay atcay! Iway aidsay, owhay areway youway?! (Foolish cat! I said, how are you?! )
Firestar: *tries to run away*
Sandstorm: Erewhay areway youway oinggay, atcay? (Where are you going, cat?)
Firestar: *joins BloodClan*
Mousefur: Onay!!!! Irestarfay! Youway owedway emay eethray uirrelssquay!!(No!!!! Firestar! You owed me three squirrels!!)
*In BloodClan*
Scourge: Ellohay, atcay!
Firestar: *becomes kittypet again*
Graystripe: Issionmay accomplishedway! *mission accomplished!*
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RandomAnywhere from truth or dare, quizes, or short stories can be found in this one book!
