Dustpelt: *walks into camp carrying a mouse* la la la lala la...
Ferncloud: *waiting around the corner*
Dustpelt: *puts mouse on fresh-kill pile* Hey guys! I got a mouse, and it's the best mouse ever! Be jealous!
Ferncloud: *puts on mask* hehehehe...
Dustpelt: Did someone say something?
Ferncloud: No...
Dustpelt: *shrugs* ok. *walks around the corner*
Ferncloud: *jumps out* BOO! *boops him on the nose*
Dustpelt: AHHHH!! *jumps 30 feet in the air* *lands and runs away*
Ferncloud: Come back! *runs and jumps ontop of him* Gotcha!
Dustpelt: NOT TODAY SATAN! NOT TODAY! *tries to get free*
Ferncloud: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME, FOOL!
Dustpelt: *screams like a kit*
Ferncloud: *takes off the mask* Look! It's just me!
Dustpelt: *screams like a kit*
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Spoofs
RandomAnywhere from truth or dare, quizes, or short stories can be found in this one book!
