The Lady Of The Sea. (Jack Sparrow x reader)

sea turtles

"Oh Jack," I said causing him to stop walking and turn around. He deserved all that I was about to do to him. I slapped him square in the face then once again on his other cheek. " hang on a minute! I defonetly didn't deserve that" He said cautiously. "Oh, do you really want a list? Okay where to start maybe when you threatened me," I punched him " Got me into drinking again" I kneed him in the groin " AND thanks to you I'm now stuck with a load of PIRATES!!. " finally after he stood up straight again, I punched him in the nose. Blood was dripping from his nose as I grabbed one of his dreadlocks and pulled him all the way back to the end of the dock into the boat. "I really don't think I deserved any of that," Jack simply stated. "Oh, you really did," I said, my words laced with poison.

Once we got back on board the interceptor Annamaria approached me "what did he do to you?" She asked. She had a kind but a hard facial expression. "Well he threatened me, got me into drinking again and gave me a hangover," this earned a small chuckle from her. I excused myself and made my way over to the rail. "Luv, why is it so bad I got you into drinking again?" Jack walked over, "After our mother died I started drinking even though I was only 15. I would drink the days away and now I have drunk again, I want more." I explained. My drinking problems were no secret but it wasn't something I told everyone either. Jack just walked off. I have no idea why I had suddenly reacted like that to Jack. Maybe it was just the hangover making things worse. I had to blame someone for it when I knew it was my own fault. I love rum. I stomped below deck to find some more of the stuff. I knew the only thing that would help was more of the stuff. I walked through corridor after corridor opening every door I came to. Finally, I found the rum, I grabbed the closest bottle and made my way up to the top deck. I walked over to Will and joined the conversation " how was it that Jack came by that compass?? " my brother asked "not much is know about Jack Sparrow before he showed up in Tortuga with a mind to go after the treasure of Isla de mueta, of course, that was back before I met him, back when he was captain of the black pearl," Gibbs paused to drink from his flask. I gasped. Will voiced what we were both thinking. " he failed to mention that." Gibbs immediately realised he said too much. "Well he plays things close to the vest now, and a hard-learned lesson it was. You see, three days into the venture the first mate comes to Jack and says everything's an equal share so that should mean the location of the treasure as well, So jack gives up the bearings. That night there was a mutiny, the marooned Jack on an island and left him to die. But not before he had gone mad with the heat." Gibbs explained "so that's the reason for all the," I said wiggling my fingers in an impression of Jack  "Now, the thing is when a pirate is marooned they are given a pistol with a single shot that won't do much good for hunting or getting help. After 3 weeks of a starving belly and thirst that pistol starts to look real friendly," Gibbs paused to hold his fingers up to his head. I grimaced at the idea of it. "And Jack escaped the Island he still had the same pistol and same shot that he is saving for his mutinous first mate." He finally finished the story "Barbosa," I said to no one in particular "aye" Gibbs replied. "How did Jack get off that Island??" Will asked. Actually, that was a good question. "Well I'll tell ya, he waded out into the shallows and he waited, 3 days and 3 nights  'till all manner of sea creatures acclimated to his presence and on the 4th morning. He roped himself a couple of sea turtles lashed em together and made a raft." His tone getting more excited towards the end. "He roped himself a couple of sea turtles?" Will said doubtfully "aye sea turtles" Gibbs repeated. I could see one problem in this. He had no rope "what did he use for rope?" Me and will asked at the same time, Gibbs obviously did not know the answer. We suddenly became aware of Jack standing next to us. We all looked at him expectantly "human hair, from my back."
I laughed at such a stupid idea. I looked up at Jack in a 'really?' Kind of way.  He looked dead serious. I took a gulp of rum, I didn't notice but half the bottle was empty."Don't drink all the rum. Let go of the anchor!" Jack suddenly shouted the crew rushed to fulfil his wishes. "I, sam and young William shall go ashore " Jack declared without even asking us.  "Cap'n what if the  worst should happen?" Gibbs asked a hint of fear in his voice. " keep to the code." Jack instructed. "Aye the code." Gibbs agreed. We all armed ourselves, I picked out a thin-ish sword with a sapphire at the end of the hilt, I slid it into a sheath. I wrapped a dagger in cloth and put it in my bra just in case. I took a small lightweight pistol will all the accompanying junk. Me Will and Jack climbed into the boat and were lowered down to the water. Jack held out a lantern while Will rowed the boat. I sat there rather smug because I didn't have to do anything. " stop looking so smug Luv, you will have to row us out of here. And we will have another person with us." I groaned and rolled my eyes. I looked to the side of the cave and saw an abandoned boat. A skeleton lay next to it with a sword in its skull. "What code is Gibbs to keep to if the worst should happen?" Will broke the silence. "The pirate's code" me and Jack responded at the same time. "Any man who falls behind is left behind. " Jack explained still looking strangely at me. "No heroes amongst thieves ay?" Will asked.   " you know for having such a bleak outlook on  pirates you're both close to becoming ones." Jack stated, "hang on a minute, I don't hate pirates!" I protested. Jack just ignored me and carried on talking. "Sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga" Jack listed them as crimes. I and Will looked over the side at glittering coins in the shallow water. " both of you are completely obsessed with treasure." He added. We climbed out of the boat. Jack offered me a hand that I refused. No way was I touching his grubby little mitts. "That's not true! I am not obsessed with treasure!" Will protested while tieing the boat up. I followed close behind Jack into a hole where I could see the whole cave.