The Lady Of The Sea. (Jack Sparrow x reader)

The plan

I sat in the brig for about ten minutes before Jack was pushed in with me, I walked over to jack. "Jack, we need to get out of here, what's your plan?" I whispered, he looked deep in thought, "I don't have one, I usually just improvise," he said without bothering to whisper. I rolled my eyes, "Have you got one then Luv?" He looked at me with slight frustration. "I have actually," I had to make it seem like I knew what I was doing, then I realised. Ever since we got stuck in the brig on the pearl I had carried a hairpin in my hair that was how we were going to get out. I walked behind Jack and whispered, "I have a hairpin in my hair, we need to get the guards to leave somehow." Jack looked at me, his face struck with realisation seconds later. He wandered over to a crate in the cell and sat down mentioning for me to follow, I sat on the floor, " I have a plan but you aren't going to like it, me on the other hand...." I raised an eyebrow at him. " what would that be Mr Sparrow?" I whispered as curiosity got the best of me. He got off the creat and sat next to me "we have to do something undignifying, something that should be able to disgust them so much that they'd leave us," I furrowed my brow in confusion then it hit me, my face contorted in disgust. "Have you got a better idea?" He snapped back, he looked offended that the idea of doing anything with him was repulsive. I shook my head, "let's wait until a bit later otherwise it looks planned," I muttered, he understood and lied down his head landing in my lap. I wanted to slap his head off and push me away but I knew I had to deal with it to make the plan more believable. "We are set to marry each other by law thanks to that bitch and we don't even know each other's favourite  colours," I thought out loud, Jack softly chuckled he barely whispered something, "what?" I asked "Green, your favourite colour is green," he simply stated his hat over his eyes, "aye," I replied simply, clapping a hand over my mouth as soon as I realised what I had said, " ah finally you are talking like what you are, " he said "You ever tell anyone what I just said and I will use your skull as a cup," I snapped back, I didn't realise I could sound that violent, "see what I told you Luv? " he sounded amused, "I probably wasn't listening, " I had no clue about what he was talking about "Pirate," he smirked "Am not!" I took his hat off his face and put it on my head for something to do, he didn't react in the way I wanted though. I was dreading what had to happen in the next 20 minutes. "Luv, we need to do it now or we won't have time," he smirked knowing what was coming. "I'm going to regret this," I mumbled just before he pulled me in for a kiss. I closed my eyes and when the guards didn't leave I knew I would have to take it further. I crawled onto his lap and deepened the kiss, it tasted like sweet rum. I heard a small shuffle from outside the cell "Stop that you two," said one of the navy men. We ignored him, they both went up on deck to get orders from higher authority. As soon as I heard their boots on the deck above I pulled away. Jack looked at me smirking "What?" I nearly shouted suddenly angry at him for something "You wanted to kiss me didn't you luv?"He said sheepishly. "NO!" I shouted this time pretending to gag "Your blush says otherwise" He looked like he was victorious. He looked at his hat and he snatched it back off my head. I smirked and pulled the hairpin out of my hair waltzing over to the lock. I heard footsteps and quickly sat back against the back wall of the cell hiding the pin in my boot. "Come with us," two navy men commanded unlocking our cell I reluctantly walked forwards and I was dragged to the top deck with Jack close behind me. "Miss Turner is to be taken back down to the brig after my men, Jack and I have rowed up to the cave-" He began "Wait a damn minute, I'm coming with you, just because I'm a woman does not mean I can't fight. I nearly killed Jack once before he covered me in sawdust!" I protested advancing towards the commodore. "Miss Turner I do not doubt your fighting capability as a woman, I just do not think it wise because you are in such a vulnerable state." He lied, "You lie like a cheap fucking watch you bastard," I hissed at him. Jack opened his mouth to speak but the commodore started talking,  "You will remain on deck with Elizabeth, even the slightest attempt at escape and you will be escorted to the brig. Men to the boats," I looked at Jack for help but he didn't meet my gaze. I watched the boats until they got to the entrance of the cave then walked away from the rail. I started to pace up and down the dauntless.Why was I so worried about Jack? I bumped into Elizabeth "oh I'm sor-" her voice trailed off when she saw who it was "You are a spoilt selfish little snob! You ruined my life! You broke Will's heart! " my voice got louder as I carried on "Sam I-" she said quietly "NO! YOU DON'T GET TO APOLOGISE, I HAVE TO MARRY THE PIRATE NOW BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T KEEP YOUR BLOODY MOUTH SHUT YOU BITCH!" two red coats walked over and grabbed my arms taking me to the brig for my little outburst, I saw the governor walk over to Elizabeth to see if she was alright. Great now I was stuck in the brig alone until we all got killed or Jack came back and he gets hung in port royal, I had to get out of here and get to the cave. think! think! come on sam think! I thought rubbing my head when something poked into my finger, the hairpin! The soldiers walked back on deck thinking I wouldn't be able to get out considering Jack wasn't there I slid my hand out through the bars and picked the lock I slid out of the cell, catching my arm on the lock leaving a small cut. I couldn't stop to see it though I had to get down to where the cannons were closer to the ocean so I could jump without a splash.