The Lady Of The Sea. (Jack Sparrow x reader)

Welcome to the Caribbean Luv

Jack started to walk towards the palm trees where I was sitting. "But you were marooned on this island before weren't you? so we can escape the same way you did then," I so wish Elizabeth would shut up, not everything is sunshine and rainbows and she needs to realise that. "to what point and purpose, young missy?" Jack snapped at her, it was clear that he was in a bad mood, probably with me. "The black pearl is gone. Unless either of you have a rudder and a lot of sails hidden in your bodices.... unlikely... Young Mr Turner will be dead long before you can reach him."But you're Captain Jack Sparrow!" I and Elizabeth shouted at the same time. Jack looked at me then started knocking on trees. He really is mad. "You vanished from under the eyes of seven agents of the East India company. You sacked Nassau port without even firing a shot. Are you the pirate we've read about or not?" Elizabeth pressed on. "Stop being so optimistic Lizzie." I interrupted. "It's Elizabeth to you." she spat back. I was getting on someone's nerves. Jack was taking long strides and jumping around as Elizabeth was saying how 'amazing' he was. "How did you escape last time?" Elizabeth got right up in his face. Jack looked conflicted as he dragged Elizabeth over to me. "Last time I was here a grand total of three days. All right?" I knew he was lying about the turtles I smirked. He glared at me but I pretended I didn't see it. He got back up and walked over to where he was jumping, bent down and opened a trap door. "Last time, the rumrunners used this island as a cache. They came by, and I was able to barter passage off. From the looks of things, they've long been out of business. Probably have your bloody friend Norrington to thank for that. " He climbed out of the cellar holding three bottles of rum, I walked over to him to take two of the bottles "So that's it, then?" Elizabeth was in a really bad mood now, I started to take two of the bottles of rum off Jack slowly trying not to be noticed by her. "That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum." she got so close to him she could have been trying to kiss him. A small sour feeling fluttered through my stomach, I pushed it away. Jack held his hands up before saying "Welcome to the Caribbean Luv," He stumbled off towards the beach. I followed taking gulps of rum from each bottle. I and Jack were very drunk by the time it was dark, Elizabeth poured her's away in the sand thinking that no one noticed. " We're devils we're black sheep we're really bad eggs drink up, me hearties, yo-ho, yo-ho, yo-ho a pirate's life for me." we slurred stumbling around the fire "ouch!" I heard Jack mumble, "I love this song!" Jack shouted holding out his arms. we linked arms and spun around, "Really bad eggs!" shouted Jack tripping over "ooh.". He dragged me and Elizabeth down either side of him. "When I get the pearl back, I'm gonna teach it to the whole crew, and we'll sing it all the time," Jack said turning to me. " And you will be positively the most fearsome pirates in the Spanish Main," Elizabeth said using long words as always. "I hate it when you use long words Lizzie" I complained just loud enough for her to hear. She glared at me for calling her Lizzie again. "Not just the Spanish Main Luv, the entire ocean, the entire world!" I giggled at Jacks tone he gestured towards the horizon. "Wherever we want to go, we go. That's what a ship is you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and deck and sails. That's what a ship needs. what a ship is, what the black pearl really is.. is freedom." he was looking out to sea. "Jack, it must be really terrible for you to be trapped on this island." I heard Elizbeth sympathise "Oh, yes. But the .. company," He wrapped his arm around my shoulders, " Is infinitely better than last time, and the...scenery has definitely improved," I felt a light tint of red wash over my cheeks that I was glad no one could see. "Mr Sparrow!" Elizabeth interrupted. "mmm" was Jack's response "I'm not entirely sure that I've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk." Ugh why did she have to be like this, she ruined the moment. "Go on then, get us some more Lizzie!" I slurred already having the two empty bottles thrown into the fire. Elizabeth looked glad to be able to leave us. "Sam, Luv," Jack left his arm around me turning back to me. I realised how handsome he was in this light. His tanned skin, shining gold teeth reflecting in the light and his dark eyes were deeper than any part of the ocean. He noticed me staring. "I may be drunk, but I can still tell you are admiring me, I know it's hard but please don't get distracted," I blushed furiously. "When we get off this island Luv, I will perform our wedding on the pearl." "I don't see a ring Jackie," I laughed he wriggled a ring off his finger and placed it on mine. I held out my hand and wriggled my fingers as the light reflected off my new piece of jewellery. "Here," Elizabeth handed us another bottle of rum each, "To freedom," Elizabeth started "To our wedding!" I carried on "To the black pearl," Jack finished. we all drank out bottles and I passed out just after Jack. 

I woke up with a thumping headache, what happened last night, I don't remember a thing. I opened my eyes and realised I was laying next to Jack, one of his arms around me and one of my hands on his chest. I immediately looked down to make sure I still had clothes on, few I can't have been that drunk then. I smelt smoke, I looked over across the beach seeing charred ashes, no smoke from there though. "JACK!" I shouted, as soon as I realised what it was, Jack's nose started twitching, his eyes snapped open. he sprung up running to Elizabeth who was throwing the barrels onto a large fire. "NO! NOT GOOD! STOP" Jack shouted waving his arms, "Not good! what are you DOING?" I yelled at her "You've burned all the food, the shade," Jack said, they weren't really my top priority right now "The rum!" I shouted, "Yes, the rum is gone." Elizabeth turned facing the sea "But why is the rum gone?" Jack asked, she whipped her head around "One because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is the slightest chance that they won't see it? Three, you two are engaged to be married because you were both DRUNK." she sounded so bossy. wait- what did she say? did she say.... no she couldn't of, could she? "WHAT!"