Fury: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
Steve: Yes sir!
Bruce: Yes?
Clint: what fury
Natasha: is this an emergency?!
Thor: WHAT IS THE MATTER
starkspangledbanner: heyyy
Fury: ...
starkspangledbanner: what?
Fury: Tony, change your username this instant!
Fury Sucks: okay
Fury: CHANGE IT TO "TONY" OR YOU'RE DEAD!
Tony: woah calm your eyepatch dude
Clint: *snickers*
Fury: WHAT WAS THAT, CLARK?!?!
Clint: actually it's clint
Fury: Whatever, Clay.
Clint: ._________.
Thor: WHAT HAVE YOU CALLED US HERE FOR MISTER FURY
Fury: For you to turn off the dang caps lock!
Tony: ugh just hurry it up already!
Fury: I've invited you all here to-
Natasha: OWWWWW CODE 12
Steve: Not again...
Tony: clint, for odin's sake, get out of her hair
Clint: THIS IS MY NEST AND I WILL NOT LEA-
Fury: ALL OF YOU CHILDREN ARE GOING TO LISTEN TO ME BEFORE I BLOW ALL OF YOU UP
[Fury has locked the chat]
Fury: As I was saying, I've called you all here to this thing. It's a chatroom. You guys can chat on it... That's literally all I had to say.
Loki: really?! lol sucker
Fury: I DIDNT INVITE YOU!!!
Loki: i'm a god. i think i can find my way around an online chat room.
Fury: Whatever. Just don't cause any trouble mf!
[Fury unlocks chat]
[Fury has exited the chatroom]
Steve: A chatroom, eh? I could get used to this.
Thor: I AM ALREADY USED TO THE ROOM OF CHATTING WOULD ANYBODY LIKE TO EAT SHAWARMA
Tony: thor if you don't turn off caps lock right now i swear i'm taking your keyboard
Thor: I AM UNSURE HOW I CANNOT UNDO THE LOCKING OF CA-
Tony: well bruce has been awfully quiet
Bruce: oh i'm still here! i just didn't want to interrupt the conversa-
[Steve has closed the chatroom]
[Tony has opened the chatroom]
Tony: STEVE WTF?!
Steve: sorry i was trying to change my text size and-
Tony: you know what i don't even care
Bruce: well tony would you like to come to the lab with me tomorrow?
Tony: sure, we can totally whip up a formula to make steve less of a loser!
Steve: HEY! i'm not a loser! i'm just fashionably late!
Clint: yeah that's it...
Loki: okay you all suck, i'm gonna join a better chatroom with better-looking ladies. no offense natasha... or thor.
Natasha: none taken u little piece of-
Thor: DO NOT MOCK MY DELICIOUS HAIR BROTHER
Loki: whatever, goldielocks
[Loki has left the chatroom]
Thor: SOOOO NOBODY WANTS TO EAT SHAWARMA WITH ME? :(
Natasha: i'll go with you thor, if it makes you shut up
Thor: YES IT IS A DATE!
[Thor has left the chatroom]
Tony: ooooo a date?
Natasha: HE DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT GOD TONY
Clint: woah we got some electricity sparkin up in here!
Steve: I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
Clint: ...
Steve: because thor's lightning ahahaha L.O.L. HOMIES!!!1!11
[Thor has entered the chatroom]
Tony: somebody take this computer away from steve now
Thor: WILL DO, MAN OF IRON!
Tony: wait no thor i was jok- nevermind go do it
Steve: *screams like a girl* HE BROKE MY SCREEN!
[Steve has left the chatroom]
[Steve has entered the chatroom on mobile]
Natasha: ughhhhh this isn't a date! you guys are so immature.
Thor: EWWWW GURL NO #YUCK I WOULD RATHER LOKI OVER YOU GURLFRENNNN
Tony: thor stop it you're worse than steve
Steve: why am i the only one getting picked on?!
Clint: tbh you kinda suck at existing
Steve: i do not! i'm just 80years2awesome
Bruce: not as awesome as thortasha!
Thor: THIS IS NOT A ROMANTIC DATE BANNER
Bruce: i was joking, buddy?
Thor: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS FOOLERY
Tony: just like many other things...
*Steve punches Clint and fights him*
*Thor swings Mjolnir at Tony and beats him*
*Bruce rages out into the Hulk and starts smashing things*
[Joss has entered the chatroom]
Joss: *in a whiny girly voice* STAHP FIGHTING!!! (ref. #1)
[Bruce, Steve, Tony, Bruce, and Clint have been kicked from the chatroom]
Natasha: OuO nice... wait who are you
Joss: *puts on sunglasses* whedon. joss whedon.
Natasha: romanoff. natasha romanoff.
Joss: say, wanna get some shawarma while the other guys fight like babies?
Natasha: sure!
*Joss snaps his finger and they teleport to the shawarma palace*
Natasha: how did you do that?!?!
Joss: a director never reveals his secret ;)
okay did that suck? i promise the next ones will be better, it's literally midnight and i'm tired lol! so next chapter will include 1) if the guys will team up again 2) why joss has his power and 3) HOW GOOD THE SHAWARMA TASTED!
ref #1: watch the avengers gag reel looooool
until then, good night and avenge on!
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FanfictionEver wondered what the Avengers tell each other when they're not on duty? Whatever the heck this is. Thanks for 1M! Bucks and kisses, CaptainUSA
