Avengers Texts

and the winner is...

...chris evans! so i'm dedicating this chapter to steve!

[steve]

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT

[tony]

don't care

[thor]

I AM NOT UP FOR THE GUESSING

[clint]

is my package in the mail?

[bucky]

happy birthday, steve!

[steve]

...thanks.

[tony]

OH! OH YEAH... happy birthday? i TOTALLY got you like a gazillion gifts, man.

[steve]

did u really

[tony]

no but i'm on it

[thor]

I APOLOGIZE, CAPTAIN OF THE MIDGARDIAN AMERICAS. WOULD YOU APPRECIATE AN ASGARDIAN GIFT, PERHAPS A COAT?

[steve]

a coat? sure! sounds cool!

[thor]

YES IT IS CRAFTED FROM THE SKIN OF A SLAUGHTERED FROST GIANT

[steve]

wait! haha you know what... it's getting close to summer and-

[thor]

I SHALL GET YOUR COAT NOW, ROGERS. GOOD DAY.

[steve]

D:

[clint]

i'll be right back.

[steve]

getting me a gift?

[clint]

looking for my package.

[steve]

:(

[bucky]

it's okay, steve. those guys are jerks sometimes. you can still celebrate your birthday with me!

[steve]

that's nice, buck. but i was hoping my other friends would notice, too.

[bucky]

hey, why don't i take ya out for some ice cream, pal?

[steve]

that's-

[natasha]

happy b-day, stevaroni!

[steve]

aww, don't make me blush!

[bucky]

see? i told you. not everyone can forget!

[steve]

you told me that they were jerks...

[bucky]

nevermind thathAPPY BIRTHDAY Y;

[natasha]

i got you a cool gift! where should i leave it?

[steve]

put it on the bar at stark's! i'll be there in a second!

[natasha]

it might not fit there... how about the floor in front of the bar?