Avengers Texts

The Return of Joss

dang it i forgot to incorporate joss

[tony]

hey peoples

[steve]

hello

[tony]

hey

[bucky]

hello tony!

[tony]

shut up

[bucky]

:(

[steve]

no need to be harsh, tony pepperoni

[tony]

pls don't

[joss]

has anybody seen natasha

[steve]

who ar-

[tony]

sTRANGER DANGER I'M LOCKING THE CHATROOM AND BOARDING THE TOWER AND SENDING THE MILITARY AND-

[steve]

tony pls

[joss]

i'm joss duh

[steve]

okay

who are you, joss?

[joss]

i'm just a director... the director.

[steve]

what does that mean

[joss]

that means that i can do this

[steve]

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[tony]

AHAHA WHAT DID YOU DO

[joss]

smashed his face into his phone keyboard

[tony]

wait, you're in the tower???

[joss]

no...

[bucky]

so are you magical or something

[steve]

thanks

now my face has gone from chizzled to flat on one side

[joss]

you're welcome

and no i'm not magical

also chr- i mean steve... i bet you could still look great even with the imprint of a phone on your face. that's why i chose you.

[steve]

chose me???

[joss]

o

probably shouldn't have said that

[tony]

alright buddy

enough with the act

[joss]

okay fine

here's the truth

you're...

you're all...

you're not real.