Nicknames

42.6K 3.1K 1.4K
                                    

[bucky]

everybody start calling natasha "satan"

[bruce]

why on earth would i do that

[bucky]

because her name backwards is "ah, satan"

[bruce]

wait what

n a t a s h a

a h s a t a n

lol

[tony]

what are we talking about

[tony]

omg

[tony]

natasha is satan

[bucky]

yes

[tony]

that's why she like to kill people

[bruce]

tru

[bucky]

very tru

[steve]

i'm not doing this

[tony]

because you like her

[steve]

no

because she always pinches me

it would be weird to shout out "ow stop satan"

people would think i'm being possesed or something

[tony]

where exactly does she pinch you

[steve]

gross stark

[bucky]

his left boob

[steve]

eNOUGH

Avengers TextsWhere stories live. Discover now