[bucky]
everybody start calling natasha "satan"
[bruce]
why on earth would i do that
[bucky]
because her name backwards is "ah, satan"
[bruce]
wait what
n a t a s h a
a h s a t a n
lol
[tony]
what are we talking about
[tony]
omg
[tony]
natasha is satan
[bucky]
yes
[tony]
that's why she like to kill people
[bruce]
tru
[bucky]
very tru
[steve]
i'm not doing this
[tony]
because you like her
[steve]
no
because she always pinches me
it would be weird to shout out "ow stop satan"
people would think i'm being possesed or something
[tony]
where exactly does she pinch you
[steve]
gross stark
[bucky]
his left boob
[steve]
eNOUGH
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