[tony]
hey
[natasha]
did that idiot clean up his mess yet
[tony]
you mean your pillowcase?
yeah i washed it
[natasha]
what pillowcase
[tony]
hmm
[natasha]
oh
i could care less about the burrito thing
[tony]
what
why did you leave then
[natasha]
why wouldn't i?
[tony]
over a burrito
[natasha]
let me guess
bucky only told you half the story
[tony]
yep
fire away
[natasha]
he went through my dresser while giggling
[tony]
hOLY-
[natasha]
yep
EVERYTHING was on the floor
[tony]
LMAO BUCKY
SMOOTH MOVE
[natasha]
yeah
i walked in on him
then
um
things happened
[tony]
what kind of "things"
[natasha]
the kind that involve punching him and throwing him out the door
[tony]
ouch
roar
how come you're never that fiesty with me
[natasha]
because you're honestly the most civilized person here
[tony]
why thank you
i try
[natasha]
good
anyway, long story short, i've had enough with him and i'm taking a vacation
[tony]
well
how come there wasn't anything on the floor when i went in there
[natasha]
huh
[tony]
aww
he cleaned it up for you
how sweet
[natasha]
shut it stark
he only did that because if he didn't i would've killed him
[tony]
tru
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FanficEver wondered what the Avengers tell each other when they're not on duty? Whatever the heck this is. Thanks for 1M! Bucks and kisses, CaptainUSA
