*screams*

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AGE OF ULTRON WAS FREAKIN AWESOME
PLEASE GO SEE IT IN IMAX 3D ITS WORTH IT

ALSO PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DEMANDING MORE CHAPTERS AND im actually sick right now so expect typos or whatever but IM WORKING ON SOME POST-AOU MATERIAL TOO

DONT WORRY I'LL CONTINUE THIS ONE TOO :3

[tony]

THEATER TIME

[bruce]

what are we gonna see?

[tony]

AGE OF ULTRONNN

[bucky]

that sebastian stan guy is pretty handsome... i'm in!

[natasha]

not as gorgeous as scarlett johansson!

[fury]

yall know that samuel l. jackson is the sexiest

[thor]

...

[clint]

...

[steve]

...

[tony]

...yyyeah.

but we all agree that robert downey jr. is pretty hot, eh?

[bruce]

guys mark ruffalo is the hottest man alive

[clint]

have any of you even seen jeremy renner

[steve]

GUYS

DID YOU ALL FORGET THAT WE ARE UNDER A HYDRA ATTACK

[tony]

oh yeaaah haha oops

forgot about that

[steve]

also chris evans is the best

[bruce]

BUT MARK-

[natasha]

SCAR-

[clint]

JEREM-

[bucky]

SEBAS-

[thor]

FELLOW AVENGERS

THE MAN TITLED CHRIS OF THE HEMSWORTHS IS PROCLAIMED AS THE WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN

I SECOND THIS

[steve]

aww what?! not fair! chris evans' beard is perfect!

[bucky]

sebastian's a BABE!

[natasha]

...bucky?

but scarlett is BEAUTIFUL!

[bruce]

mark is a perfect human being!

[tony]

robert downey jr.

you know who he is.

[clint]

JEREMY RENNER, GUYS.

JEREMY.

RENNER.

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