[Tony has entered the chatroom]
Tony: YO CAPSICLE
[Steve has entered the chatroom]
Steve: tony this better be good
like, 4-in-the-morning-good
Tony: of course it is
Steve: don't be sappy, make it snappy
Tony: ...
bye steve
Steve: wAIT just tell me
Tony: okay so remember how you got mEGA SAD about that meggy-
Steve: peggy
Tony: don't sass me u spangly son of a-
Steve: woah there pepperoni
Tony: YEAH THATS MY POINT
Steve: what? pepperoni?
Tony: there are these weird people called fangirls! and they made a ship name for me and pepper! it's pepperoni! isn't is adorable asdfggjkl;
Steve: what's a ship name
Tony: our names combined for our relationship nickname! DAWWW *swoons*
Steve: tony you woke me up at 4 am for this trash
good night a-hole
Tony: dude you've slept for 70 years. you're gonna be okay for 10 minutes.
Steve: carry on
Tony: so why don't we prank the others by making ship names for them and tease them about it all day?
Steve: good idea but who would we know who to pair up?
Tony: duh all of us there's only like 6 of us and we're all pretty hot together so
Steve: bye tony
Tony: LOL KIDDING U PEOPLE ARE GROSS
Steve: -_-
Tony: anyway, why don't was call clint and tasha... wait for it... CLINTASHA!
Steve: woah that's creative but what about... NATASHCLINTA BARTONOFFAMTON
Tony: steve no
Steve: what
Tony: sTEVE YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK AT MAKING SHIP NAMES ITS SUPPOSED TO BE SHORT AND SWEET
Steve: like a lollipop?
Tony: -_- yes steve like a lollipop
Steve: how about me and peggy? >~<
Tony: well you could also use words for it, so maybe you guys could be-
Steve: danceshipping? T_T
Tony: oh no steve are you crying
Steve: don't worry tony, i'll be okay. i'm just an old guy trapped in a young guy's body. i'll never be able to pick out a girlfriend for my right age. and i'll never get the old peggy back. and no one will ever date a 90 year old. everything is perfect.
Tony: steve... you're honestly one of the coolest guys i know. you're strong, handsome, and you make the ladies go nuts! i'm pretty sure you'll be able to find someone who's perfect for you!
Steve: golly, thanks tony.
Tony: anything for my star spangled best friend!
Steve: ^u^
[Loki has entered the chatroom]
Loki: STONY! I SHIP IT!
Steve: HOLY
Tony: CRAP
Steve: ABABBABABABA NO LOKI
Tony: why does this tiny green troll even live with us
Loki: AHAHA LOKI'D!!!!!
[Loki has been kicked from the chatroom]
Tony: well that ruined my life
Steve: loki's gross
Tony: promise to always be two straight friends who are about to kick some green, asgardian butt?
Steve: promise.
well lol
i'll do group chats and then private texts like this one
i hope i'm doing okay, this is my first time doing this!
good night, and avenge on!
*frightened screams from loki can be heard in the distance*
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionEver wondered what the Avengers tell each other when they're not on duty? Whatever the heck this is. Thanks for 1M! Bucks and kisses, CaptainUSA
