[steve]
buckaroo your party was so awesome
[bucky]
NO IT WASNT
[tony]
don't be a brat
[bucky]
IT WAS TERRIBLE
[clint]
be grateful
[bucky]
HOW COULD I
[natasha]
WHICH ONE OF YOU WANKERS MADE BUCKY KISS ME
[bruce]
wait what
[tony]
okay it actually wasn't me
[steve]
i don't like revenge. and maria and i worked things out.
[natasha]
I AM GOING TO K I L L WHOEVER DID THIS
[bucky]
chill nat
i'm not that bad
[clint]
can we not turn birthdays into kissing parties because i have this weird mouth sore
[thor]
TOO EXCESSIVE OF THOU INFORMATION, BARTON.
[bruce]
wait bucky kissed natasha
[tony]
okay wait
if none of us did it
then didn't bucky just kiss her himself?
[bucky]
NO
SOMEONE PUSHED ME
[natasha]
CONFESS OR YOURE ALL DEAD
[loki]
omg natasha chill i'm sorry
i like turning people against each other
[steve]
loki what are you-
[thor]
BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
[loki]
step-brother.
[thor]
:(
[tony]
anyway
how did that even ruin your birthday?
[bucky]
well
you guys gave horrible gifts except steve
clint gave me a chewed up pencil
tony gave me a beer bottle cap
bruce gave me a rash on my arm from some unknown chemical
thor gave me a chicken leg
natasha gave me a flat iron (ok that's actually pretty cool)
[steve]
i got him a giant american flag
[clint]
how on earth is that a better gift
[steve]
because
america
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FanfictionEver wondered what the Avengers tell each other when they're not on duty? Whatever the heck this is. Thanks for 1M! Bucks and kisses, CaptainUSA
