A/N Welcome back sick motherfuckers to my amazing story with shit grammar and plot that is being created as I go :)
Alvin POV
The poor #broken #emo Alvin went to visit his lover's grave one evening when he heard baby cries from deep underground with his super chipmunk hearing. He tore up the grave of uWu Donald Trump's grave, hoping to discover the source of the noise.
A Tiny Green blob lay at the feet of Donald J Trump. A Child. (A/N kids are gross lol)
Alvin swept the child into his arms and sobbed like the #emo he was. His dark bangs obscured his vision and he rushed inside with the strangely coloured child. Seeing as it was his and Donald's child, he expected it to be orange or red, yet it was an odd shade of green. The same shade of grEEN AS THEODORE!!!!! How could Donald betray him like this and sleep with his brother!
But if anyone knew that he wasnt seggsy enough to keep a man with him, and that his brother was more worthy of Donalds love... he would surley be overthrown by his people. He had a plan. A super seggsy emo like him was sure to never fail in plan making. Oh yeah, this would would work.
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The childs POV
"SHITBOOGER GET IN HERE!" His father yelled at him. Shitbooger was 5"7, the only normal sized person in this fucked up world. "GO TO SCHOOL BITCH!!!!!" His father was a 10" tall Bitch ass mafia boos. He was also a Mafia boss which was weird as shit. "Im dying my hair orange bitch! Do you want to be overthrown? Fucking thought so. " He yelled back at his father.
He had to dye his hair orange most days so he was never discovered as a bastard child. That was his fathers grand plan. He was such a bitch.
Shitbooger had no friends at school because of his god awful name. Except for mike wasowski. Outcasts gravitate towards each other ig.
School was shit, then he went home. Alvin was holding a knife when he got back.
"Dad what the actual fuck is wrong with you?" He asked as he stared at his weird af dad.
"Im sick of you. Im done with you, and your cheating father. Im done with all of this." His father ran towards him with knife and swiped at his arm.
ShitBoogers super intense ninja skills kicked in and he dodged before it pierced all the way through. His father cut of a bit of skin, but it was fine because he had layers.
"What?" His father stared at him. "This whole time, you were never Theordores child... YOU WERE SHREKS!!!!!!!"
He stared at his father. He really was a fucking psychopath. His father dropped the knife and walked inside just like nothing ever happened. Then he heard screaming from inside.
A/N My brother tried to snoop one this like 6 times so I shoved him away, i swear he's a little shit. Wrote this infront of whole family i am god fight me bitvhes.
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Uwu catboy Donald trump × Mafia boss Alvin
RandomUwu catboy Donald trump was about to become #emo after losing the election when he was abducted by the super strong and smeggsy Mafia boss Alvin the Chipmunk. Why did I write this you ask? Im mentally ill thats why! Enjoy :)