Uwu catboy Donald trump × Mafia boss Alvin

The police raid!

Theodore POV

Alvin, Theodore and Alvin were jerked awake from their naked slumber by banging at the door. IT WAS DA POPO!

They had to fight them off like the manly men they were. Except for Simon, he was a whittle nerd and ran away like a prissy. But he still loved him.

He and Alvin put on their clothes and Grabbed their machine guns before heading to meet the police outside. He-man was the leader of the police raid.  He was so strong so Alvin and Theodore they would lose. But they still went out the front of their mansion to stare down the opposition.

"A good friend of your sons reported his murder yesterday..." Damn wasowski. "So we are going to beat you... for the honor of-"

Alvin POV

Alvin shot him in the head before he transformed. Problem solved. Until Theodore was shot by one of the police. Then he was. He felt his soul leaving his body and falling to hell. This was it.

The End.

A/N Yeah no im bored so im gonna wright more.

Alvin awoke in hell. Their was fire all around him, choking him with its smoke.

Theodore was beside him, and Simon came falling from the roof. I guess he died lol. Alvin heard shrieking in the distance. Donald trump came running from out of no where and hugged him so tightly.

They had reuinion sex right there on the floor. Donlad the ghost could take Alvins ghost dick now so all is well.

Theodore POV
He got so UwU jealous when Alvin and Donald started to have sex, so he ran around hell looking for Bad Boy Joe. When he found him, he begged him to go piss of Donald trump so he could have Alvin all to himself.

"PLEASE BAD BOY JOE!!!!!" He cried to the man. Joe accepted his request and ran to where Alvin and Donald where now making out.

"GUESS WHOS BACK BITCHES!" He screamed at them. Donald shook luke a leaf and started to bawl his UwU pink eyes out. He clung to Alvin like a lifeline, even thought they were literally dead.

Alvin POV
He was in the middle of kissing his little kitten when Joe appeared. Then he remembered what happened with Shrek.

"FUCK U JOE BUT I HAVE BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF! DONALD HOW COULD YOU SLEEP WITH SHREK!!!!" He screeched like a pterodactyl to Donald after pulling himslef away from him.

Donald stared at him in shock.

"I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i- i never did that!!!" He cried.

He wasnt lying.

A/N Cliffhanger bcs my class finished