BONUS CHAPTER

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A/N Satan is loosely based on one of my friends lmao. The kid is also one of my friends who is okay with being depicted like this btw

Satan POV

Satan sat hunched over a computer screen staring at 'did you get a whoppa?' edits when their daughter burst through the walls. The teen stood in a square shape before showing their father a picture of the boy they were texting on Snapchat.

"LOOK AT HIM!!!!!! He's so sexy," she stated with a lip bite. Satan turned from his computer and stared at the ball of horny energy before them.

"I don't understand the appeal, he looks like every other TikTok fuckboy," Satan stated.

His daughter shrugged and jumped out the open window before being distracted by an alley cat and running away.

"I swear that kids the reason I'm Asexual," Satan muttered to himself, before moving to hunch back over his desk. Getting bored of watching his videos (he rarely ever does), he decided to go bully 4 yr olds on Roblox. Ah, the joys of being retired. The teen walked back through the hole in the wall with a grumpy look. 

They plopped themself down on the couch and complained to the feral cat they dragged in with them about how she was left on delivered. A normal evening in the satanic cult/Loving household. Same thing right?

A/N The focus of this story is going to shift from Alvin and Donald to Shitbooger, Theodore, Shrek, and spongebob.

I know right? I did the mean author thing were i change the main characters half way through. 


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