A/N The onslaught of kicks have continued and im writing this at school. Still. Yeah ik im weird deal with it. Ive never felt so hated and loved at the same time fear me i am a god.
Spongebob POV
Spongebob groaned in pleasure at emo squidwards super smeggsy tentacles.
They streched his asshole wide open and Spongebob moaned.
Squidwards tentacles explored Spongebobs many holes and squidwars pulled his little angel in to a sloppy hot kiss.
Their tougnes fought a full on battle in their mouths, swords and sheilds and everything.
Y/N walked in the door and threw a bottle of holy water onto them.
"CLOSE THE FUCKING FRONT DOOR NEXT TIME! Sick fucks," Y/N cried before slamming the front door and locking it shut.
Spongebob and Squidward blushed at the realization that they never shut the front door.
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Squidward POV
Squidward and Spongebob went on a walk around hells lava pond as a date after their seccsual moment.
Spongebob was so uWu cute and Squidward was so enamoured by his boyfriend. They hopped on their giraffe and flew away, because we all know giraffes are creatures from hell.
Girrafes make no sense like why the fuck do they have such long necks. It would make more sense if they had adapted to look more like gazelles and to eat grass on the floor, but nooooooo, giraffes just had to be special and grow stupid ass necks like why????
They have no purpose.
So Squidward and Spongebob flew away on their hell devil.
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ShitBooger POV
He wound up in hell after Theodore had killed him, so now he kinda just sits around with Satan laughing about his stupid ass family.
Shrek was his dad.
He was an accident.
His father is litteraly Donald Trump.
HE IS GREEN!
What the actual fuck kind of crack was the author- God, on when they were creating this reality.
He satan were best buds at this point, but he had to go hang with his dad once every 10 yrs. His actually dad, not the #emo man who raised him.
So he grabbed his shit and went to visist his dad.
They sat in silence for an hr, then he left.
Father son bonding am I right?
A/N My friends are showing me edits of Catra im so fucking gay and im getting gayer i want her to step on me like oh my god.
Korra too! And She-Ra! I literally would be their personal slave bcs i want to be, they could literally kill me and i would thank them as my soul is dragged down to hell by satan himself.
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Uwu catboy Donald trump × Mafia boss Alvin
LosoweUwu catboy Donald trump was about to become #emo after losing the election when he was abducted by the super strong and smeggsy Mafia boss Alvin the Chipmunk. Why did I write this you ask? Im mentally ill thats why! Enjoy :)
