A/N A friend of mine is kicking me bc of this so i will continue this until they stop
Shrek POV
Smexxy Shrekssy Wecksy looked around the fields of hell with joy. He was sent here here after accidently cuming in Donald Trumps dead body when he worked for Alvin.
Mistakes happen.
He saw Alvin and Donald having smex at the entrance hell. He watched as Bad boy joe arrived with a jealous Theodore.
Hmmm tea.
He watched as Alvin yelled about some kid that Donald had with Shrek.
'Oh fuck' Shrek thought to himself. He walked down from his swamp in hell to meet with them.
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Alvin POV
Shrek walked down from his swamp, far to calm for someone who fucked his UwU discord Kitten.
"SHREK!!" He screamed with passion to the mighty ogre.
"HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH MY CUMDUMPSTER!!!!" Alvin was engulfed in a boiling rage and he lept forwards to strangle the ogre. Shrekksy Wekksy dogged the emo chipmunk and ran to grab his kitten by their throat.
"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT ALVIN!! I have a condition where i cum anytime i see something orange okay! I never told you out of fear to what you'd think! Im sorry!" He screamed as he creamed and ran away.
Donald cried and ran into Alvins arms where they kissed with such vigor and passion mt fuji erupted on earth.
Satan bleached his eyes.
Joe barfed.
Barry B Benson screamed from miles away.
Their love was so potent it turned Theodores insides out.
Simon cried and was permanatley blinded.
Then suddenly, from underneath their feet, a tiny blue squid popped up from the earth.
Their love had planted a seed and birthed emo squidward from hells deepest level.
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(Time skip 20yrs later)
Emo squidward POV
His dads were the weirdest couple in hell, but he didnt mind. Nobody loved him bcs he was so #emo like his father. He hated everyone except for his cute little angel cottagecore sponegebob.
Sponebob had been banished from heaven after selling the crabby patty formula for sex like the little whore he his but squidward didnt care.
Lost sould like theirs connected just oh so well. He put in his headphones and blasted My Chemical Romance before going to see Spongebob.
He arrived at Spongebob's house in his black turtle neck. He shoved his black bangs from his face before knocking on the door.
"Coming!!" Yelled Spongebob from within.
He opened the door, wearing nothing but tiny little booty shorts.
Squidwards nose started to bleed.
He walked in the house and grabbed Spongebob by the ass cheeks and stuck one of his tentacles up his ass.
A/N Next chapter is gonna have some weird ass tentacle shit and im thourally traumatized by what i have written here AT SCHOOL and will continue to write AT SCHOOL! Im gonna cry i hate myself lmao
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Uwu catboy Donald trump × Mafia boss Alvin
RandomUwu catboy Donald trump was about to become #emo after losing the election when he was abducted by the super strong and smeggsy Mafia boss Alvin the Chipmunk. Why did I write this you ask? Im mentally ill thats why! Enjoy :)
