Uwu catboy Donald trump × Mafia boss Alvin

Satan

A/N I almost swallowed lead.

I wish i did now that im righting more of this bullshit

Cheeto POV

His beautiful emo child, squidward, arrived at the house late on his devil spawn creature known as a giraffe.

Donald was so happy uWu! He and his hubby Alvin had been invited to dinner with Satan himself.

Donald dressed in a fluro pink dress with pink love heart sunglasses, and Alvin wore a My Chemical Romance t-shirt with black eyeliner and fishnets.

They walked hand in hand to Satans palace. It looked steam punk themed, except for the rainbow barf of pride flags. Beeeeee whooo you arreeeee!!! Forrr yourrr priddddeeee!!!

Out the front of the palace, it also had one of the most beautiful center pieces Donald had ever seen. ThatVeganTeacher was hanging upside down over a pit of roast beef-scented crabs. She was screaming and bitching about animal abuse but it sounded like utter shit.

Donald loved it oWo!

As they entered Satans palace emo squidward was already there waiting for them.

"Satan had sent summons for me hrs prior fathers, let us join him for dinner," he spoke to his pappy's.

The three of them entered Satan's dining hall. Satan sat at the end of the table, dark fluffy hair on top of his ghostly toned skin.

He pushed his glasses up his nose as if he were an anime character.

"You three are to happy to exist in my realm," he began. "You are to be sent to separate realities forever!" He cried with a dramatic flare before the happy family vanished into thin air.

They were banished to different realms, Squidward was trapped in the attack on titan universe, Alvin in the beastars universe, and Donald was sent to The promised Neverland. He was the tastiest, orangest child there.

Their memories of each other were wiped. Squidward was mistaken as a Titan and killed. Alvin threw himself of the building roof after choking in the sexual tension the deer and the wolf had.

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Satan POV

Satan sat by himself.

He had torn the family apart in order to stop the creator from creating. The creator was so weird, he thought to himself before summoning ShitBooger to his palace.

ShitBooger stood before him with an unamused look.

"You are to take over hell for me, I'm sick of this and I'm going to binge JackManifold, goodluck!" He cried to ShitBooger before putting on a strawberry dress and demonias and flying away.

ShitBooger face palmed before looking out the window. He could see his father crying in the distance, and ThatVeganTeacher screeching. All this suffering that he was now in control of. Hell was about to get spiceyyyy.

A/N This is the end of book 1, book 2 is to be writen shortly. I hope you enjoyed book one tho, its so super smeggsy. Im gonna kms ngl. Im in Tech class and I haven't started so im probs gonna get detention but hey, i got to write more of this sooooo... big fun!

I hate myself.

Goodbye sick bitches.

For now ;)