Uwu catboy Donald trump × Mafia boss Alvin

Chipmunk dramas

A/N Im ashamed of what im about to write but oh well.

Theodore POV

Theodore was super uwu jealous of the petitie Donald Trump when he was alive.  But thankefully the bitch died. See Theodore had always had a crush on his super smeggsy brother. He was just so hot and attractive how could he resist uWu.

He decided to visist his #emo brother to finally confess his feeling. He also had a slight crush on his other geek brother Simon. He stopped and hid under a bush when he got their bcs he saw Alvin attempting to murder his annoying son shitbooger.

Alvin looked so segsy when trying to kill his child. Oop plot twist it was actually shreks child.

Theodore snuck up behind Shitbogger after Alvin ran inside and strangled him.

"GAH!??! THEODORE WTF!?!? ARG DEAD NOISES!"

He died.

Alvin ran back outaide after seeing Theodore kill his adopted child.

"ALVIN I LOVE YOU AND NOT LIKE A BROTHER!"

Alvin stared in shock at Theodores confession of love. "T-T-Theodore i... i love you too!"

Simon jumped out of the bush beside them. "OMG I LOVE YOU GUYS LETS FUCK!!" Simon screamed out to them.

They all nodded to each other and ran towards the bedroom.

They threw their clothes onto the floor and had a heated naked makeout sesh.

Alvin than crawled on top of Theodore and rubbed his juicy cock with his sausage fingers.

Simon was jelly bc he wasnt getting any attention, so he stuck his cock in Alvins Ass.

Alvin moaned in pleasure, he had never bottomed before but he loved it.

Theodore stuck his dick in Alvins mouth.

He came and Alvin swallowed his sperm.

Alvin swallowed it like a good emo boy.

Simon came into his ass.

Then they went to bed without cleaning up.

A/N im sorry this is short but i wrote it at school and im gonna vomit its so gross.