*SATIRE* i got adopted by one direction

ONE DIRECTION??????????????

hi, i'm y/n and i'm just an ordinary kid.
except for the fact that i have a trillion dollars.

you see, i used all the vegetables i never ate, turned it into a new energy source and sold it for a lot of money.

one day i woke up with a stinging across my face. i opened my eyes and saw my mother.

"GET UP YOU IDIOT!!!! I'VE PUT YOU UP FOR ADOPTION AND YOUR NEW OWNERS ARE DOWNSTAIRS WAITING TO MEET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"b-b-b-b-bu-but i-i-i-i-i don't wanna g-g-g-g-go"

"SHUT UP AND GET DOWNSTAIRS"

i slowly rolled out of bed and put my straight, long blonde curls in a messy bun on top of my head. as i walked to the top of the staircase, my 2'3 body tripped over the teacups i was having a tea party with and i tumbled down the stairs to my death.

i woke up 3 seconds later to see a familiar British face staring back at me.

"ello luv, i'm harry styles, your new owner"

"h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-harry s-s-s-s-styles????" i stuttered.

"and i'm zayn."
"and i'm niall"
"and i'm liam."
"and i'm louis"
"AND WE'RE ONE DIRECTION" i heard from behind me.

oh my goodness! ITS ONE DIRECTION!!!! THEY'VE ADOPTED ME

"are you alright luv?" louis asked

"y-y-y-y-y-yeah-h" i replied

"well let's go then"

"m-m-m-m-m-my back h-h-h-hurts from th-the-the fall" i sobbed out as tears ran down my face.

harry scooped me up in his huge, muscular arms and then............................. i fainted.

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