ACTUAL A/N: longest one yet... hehe.
i finally finished explaining what happened.
"wow y/n, you've been through a lot."
"yeah you're so strong uwu"
i tucked my stray black blue brown blonde curly straight hairs that were in front of my face behind my ears and pulled a debby ryan.
"t-t-t-t-t-t-thank-k y-y-you, g-g-guys-s-s-s. i-i j-just wish i k-k-k-knew w-where-e my gentle sweet scrumptious yummy lover harry i-i-is"
the doorbell rang.
"wouldn't it be funny if that was harry?" my very straight bffl tiyanasaur asked, aiming at no-one.
"comedic timing if you ask me" sam responded.
the three of us ran to answer the door to find a disheveled harry styles panting, out of breath waiting there.
"knew it."
"y/n" he said in relief, "y/n i lov-"
he got cut off by yelling down the street.
"HE'S THERE. GET HIM. AND THE OTHER ONE"
and it was in that moment, he knew. he french toasted up.
"quick, run!"
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"okay i think that's enough running."
it felt like a was a puddle of sweat on the floor and i think i shrunk that one inch i grew from eating the pancakes? sad times.
anyways, i looked at my lover and noticed he still looked perfect. HOW HAD HE NOT BROKEN A SWEAT??!!!?!?!2@/9/
i started crying uwu.
"y/n. y/n please stop crying. y/n what's wrong?"
"y-y-y-y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-l-look-k-k s-s-s-s-so p-p-p-perf-fect and i-i-i-i'm s-s-stood here s-s-s-s-s-sweating and y-y-y-y-y-y-your-r l-l-literally d-d-d-dry-y-y"
"y/n wait shush."
he dragged me behind a tree as we sat in silence.
are we about to f-
"oh my theres a car, maybe the driver can help!"
oh. ☹️
harry continued. "hang on, the car is stopping. maybe he saw us?"
the driver stepped out and it was a brunette man with red shades. was he blind? should he be driving a car????
"hi. my name is matthew murdock."
a/n: 😍😍 cliffhanger! omg so excited
YOU ARE READING
*SATIRE* i got adopted by one direction
Fanfictionthis is 100% satire. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. I'M SO BORED ON SUMMER BREAK 😭 (nvm i'm back to school now, meaning slow updates 🙄) READ THE VERY FIRST PART FIRST! DO NOT SKIP IT!! gender neutral reader it's probably a one time thing. who k...
